"Jesus christ read a book" :lol

"i'm in"

In regards to the ever-so-controversial "Reload" button...

I used IE on the forums for the first time in a while the other day and noticed there was a broken image. Apparently, it's one of the new features that was implemented when we recently upgraded the forum software. But since we never had a "Reload" button, it was displaying a broken image in IE (and nothing in Firefox) all this time. Surprised nobody said anything about it or I would've fixed it sooner.

And that be the tale of the Reload button.

Oh yeah, the Reload button also represents I-Mockery's new site redesign. We've been working all year long on that button, so I hope you guys feel as though it's brought your user experience to new levels that you previously thought were impossible to attain.

THE FUTURE IS HERE...

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"I am Mclovin!" - Mclovin

McLovin you look like Alladin!! - George Micheal

C'mon guys i get enough of that mclovin shit in helldump dont bring it here :(

Oh man, Animaniacs, nice.

Happy 6th december everyone :x

god, typing on the wii is like doing hunt and peck if I also had down syndrome :x

usb keyboards work on the wii too

I don't have one of those ;<

You can get one for like 5 American dollars from a super market or whatever. :rolleyes

A spare keyboard is no problem, even homeless people have them. :rolleyes I am serious though, there is a homeless person in my town who carries a keyboard around and one time I saw her typing on it. :(

So I just woke up from a nap in which I had a horrifying dream influenced by the trial scene in The Wall, and following that another one I don't remember.

I'm sure the second one scared me way worse, though. :(

I rarely remember what happens in my dreams

I had a dream about the Goonies and Scooby Doo and something else. It was sureeel.

I played Mischief Makers today. :[

I subscribed to a Junglist site and now I get all sorts of phat-ass sets.

That frown better be from shitting yourself at how great it was, mister

"DID I DO THAT?" - Sonic the Hedgehog :eek

"YES YOU DID, BRET! YES YOU DID!"

man, an admin from the other forum I go to has spent the last 15 minutes telling me why Xbox Achievements are the best thing ever, then when I posted the chatlog to make fun of him he shit his pants and started yelling at me about how his AIM was gonna get hacked and he'd lose his job because he does buisness with his account :<

w00ttastic: You know why I'm paranoid about my aim being on there?
Microwaved Grape: WHY!
Microwaved Grape: TELL ME!
w00ttastic: Because we've had people who has had their aim's fucking hacked.
w00ttastic: And I have job contacts on there.
w00ttastic: Very important job contacts.
Microwaved Grape: what hahahahaha
Microwaved Grape: you do buisness over AIM
w00ttastic: No, I talk to my boss over AIM.
Microwaved Grape: lol dood can I has raize

also earlier when he talked to me he gave me a SPY INTERROGATION and had to send a confirmation PM to make sure I was really me.

this dude is fucking nuts.

He's just protecting his business interests

Yeah Guitar Woman just wait till you get a job and they find out you pretend to be a girl on the internet. You're going to be in deep trouble!

Man, god forbid this guy lose his job, then he wouldn't be able to throw his Xbox achievements in other people's faces anymore

Guitar Woman you play way too many video games, have you considered making the good lord Jesus Christ an integral part of your life?

"We loved him because he first loved us" John 4:9-10 http://www.topbibleverses.com

god hates fags

God also hates the internet. Mostly because nobody but fags go on the internet

in the same time frame that the internet gained popularity a lot of new bathhouses sprang up in various communities in the usa

COINCIDENCE?

The Whitewash down on 45th has Wifi capabilites

so does my d*ck

i'm gonna go wash the car

with my dick

I'm gonna go wash my d*ck with my car

Im going to Gamelon on my dick

Harry Potter and the D*ck

so what did you guys do today!

I finally got my new pc parts in so that I could fix my compy :D

and then I modded max payne 2 all day :o

I talked to a girl who said she'd enjoy putting whip cream on my dick while she sucked it. I politely accepted.

hahahaha ;<

I gave this mexican guy and his family a bunch of awesome steaks and I was being an awesome guy, but then he stiffed me on the tip so I threw ketchup at him. it splattered all over his ass and he didn't notice as he walked out the door.

I uh studied for finals :( :(

Good luck on those :(

What kind of mod are you making? :o

one with wiggling walls :lol

Check out the gaming forum for the answers to this secret

So, I was reading different editions of Wikinews, and in a French article about the Russian elections I noticed that the bloke we anglophones refer to as "Vladimir Putin" has his surname spelled in French as "Poutine". I found this a bit odd, as Poutine is a Québecois staple food based on french fries, curds, and gravy. I looked up its etymology, which seems to be obscure but one guy claiming to have invented the dish said of it that it looked like "une maudite poutine", meaning "a damned mess" (Wikipedia translated it, "a hell of a mess", but I don't agree with that.)

I thought it would be hilarious if l'Academie Française made a scathing political commentary on how to translate Putin's name from the Cyrillic alphabet, but I asked my Russian/Georgian friend how the Cyrillic form of his name is pronounced. She said "Poo-teen", which matches the French spelling exactly in terms of phonetics.

Eh, it was a fun thought while it lasted.

poutines are so delicious

my first trip into canada me and my friends got two pizzas and two orders of poutines and the nice french lady was in love with us americans

The french seem to pronounce it more like poo-tin and the people who say it in english say poo-tine. They're good in moderation. It's pretty much one of the most fattening dishes available and that's made even worse by the fact that you can upgrade your meal's fries to a poutine in a lot of restaurants like a&w and kfc.

i say it like poo-teen

I had never heard of poutine until almost two years ago. I was a prep cook at a cafe and the manager was a Canadian female, who would, on occasion, have themed parties for the employees where food could be brought in. One day I saw a big bag of fries and cheese curds in the the walk in (we didn't sell either) and thought it strange. Then later, the manager comes up to me and asks if I'd like some, but I thought she said, "Would you like some POONTANG". I have no idea what kind of face I made but, I said "What?!?" Luckily, no weird "Three's Company" misunderstanding happened.

Anyway, yeah, poutine is good stuff.

:bape

damnit it doesn't work anymore :(

is anyone else gonna be relieved when we have a separate forum for articles?

I KNOW I WILL BE! :picklehat

Well, it'll definitely help you to find the older ones, so count me in. :imock

I just hope we keep the ignore feature. Now that Seven Force is back I'm using it all the time!

Oh shit, I was looking through my old email account for a file, and I came across a forward from my father. It was sent to him from the central office of where he works.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Clarian Health News (BROADCAST EMAIL)
> Sent: Friday, November 15, 2002 5:33 PM
> To: All Clarian
> Subject: Missing brain cells
>
> Cell Systems shipped human brain cells to Methodist on Wednesday 11/13. They did not make their destination of E504 and we suspect that they were delivered to an incorrect location. Please check your yellow delivery documents for purchase order number 404289 or a Fedex from Cell Systems that does
> not belong to your area.
> Please contact Dr. Maria Rizzo on pager 312-5954 should you have this package.

Holy shit, my dad works for zombies with mail delivery problems. And pagers!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_finger

lol

Location: Sydney Airport, International Terminal, Gate 8
What I did today: I sat next to a really beautiful woman for two 10 hour long haul flights.
How I made it creepy: I watched her sleep for most of the first flight, & adored her face.
How I live with myself: When I finally spoke to her midway through the second flight, her effortless smile transformed the features I knew so well into a heartstoppingly perfect moment. I gave her my pillow, & said she could lean on my shoulder. She did, but I was too cowardly to speak to her again.

I still miss you, beautiful girl in Seat 48D, Flight QF002. :tear

:(

dude :(

You're my role model Pub :tear

puuuuuuuuub :(

Something similar has happened to me a couple of times actually ;_;

i would eat my left foot to have that encounter with almost any guy at this moment

this subject just turned GAY

Terra if you wanna send me nudie pics I will be nice to you and pm you sweet nothings.

i thought i sent those to you already

I think I would remember that.

I did send them to you.
long ago.

I want my sweet nothings from you

I have not received any nudie pics. If I'm lying, may my penis turn green(er) and fall off.

i sent you nudies. i am sorry about your penile gangreen or maybe that was what caused it ? :(

by the way..reload sucks.

reload sucks worse than me.

just saying is all

in fact, reload blows

I like the album. Also, what shape are your boobs? Was there any mitt in the pictures? Refresh my memory.

milhouse should show up anytime with his bi-monthly blow of me.

Boobs are just as mammoth as always. no mitt. that was my muff. long since groomed and now brazillian.

i think. did i send you the one with my cat? that could explain the mitt.

oh i forgot. reload sucks.

No. I don't have them! I just scrolled through my email and there wasn't anything even remotely booberrific.

Hey the girls next door is on

yeah you have them. i never sent them e-mail. have tons of fun with those lassies!!! :)

lol this show is great

TERRA ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT THERE IS NOBODY IN THE TRAILER PARK THAT IS SINGLE AND UP AT THIS HOUR?

And for no reason at all here's Seven Force!

in: I-Mockery - Reloaded

There's a black guy in your picture.

Yeah, he's smilin' :)

He's really happy to be here. I like to think he's looking up at the post above him and he's like "yeah, dat post is tight"

my posts don't count though, that would be conceited

haha, I bet he's from Nigeria like you.

He wants you to know you won a lottery of some sort
you have to send him some information though

Why should I talk to him over someone like a prince or something?