yeah well I love THIS youtuber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sazc4Bgt-L8

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

mrsimon is my favourite

Nikola Tesla <3

Sputum Jizznutz

Rick Rockcock.

Brick Breakface.

Jim Assripper

Vlad the Impaler.

Peter Steele

Bludd Anguttz

I refuse to click something that reminds me of work.

Some ideas of humor I've recently had, in whatever seems to you the most appropriate mode of presentation:

1. In the 15th century, two young folk (one of each gender) speak of courtly love in contrast to their sexual exploits. The squire wants to seem worldly and experienced, yet still live up to the ideals of chivalry which had actually died out by the previous century. The maiden impresses herself as being utterly naive and vulnerable. When the subject of unicorns comes up, it is noted that they can only be touched by a virgin. Eventually, a unicorn appears. It takes kindly to the young man, who insists to it that he's not a virgin, but nevertheless the unicorn nudges him and demands attention. When the damsel, having proven her impurity, tries to handle the unicorn she is impaled nonchalantly by the beast's horn.

2. I once was told that the mayor of NYC once banned films from being made in the city that depicted it in a less-than-sparkly image. This happened after movies like Taxi Driver and such made NYC of the 70s appear almost as terrible as it actually was. The ban was in place for decades, and was actually cited as a reason for which the city saw a dramatic decrease in crime.

Anyways, the fact that it's a flagrant violation of artistic expression made me ask, "would this fly in the midwest?" The only way to find out, then, is for major film makers to create a number of heinously violent films in the same midwestern city. I think Muncie, Indiana deserves it. (I fucking hate Muncie.) Violent titles will come out regularly, all set in Muncie. The plots won't need substance, they'll simply need to scare the shit out of anyone who wants to visit the hometown of Jim Davis and alma mater of David Letterman. After a few years, we should evaluate the kinds of legal sanctions Muncie puts into place to offset their losses.

3. A parody of the popular Vlog series, "Quarterlife". It will be "Quarterlife: 867 AD" and will feature an illiterate 7-year-old peasant of the Western Realm of the Holy Roman Empire. She recounts the tribulations of viking raids and such to the only audience that will listen, a family sheep that is slaughtered and eaten in the final episode.

Sethomas: Chaucer and I love you now, simply for #1. We'll send you the details of the stalking at a later date.

Sometimes I can't even tell, but the recent thread dumps have made the chat read like the ramblings of mildly psychotic people. That's awesome, keep it up.

what is this sad clown shit

It needs to stop.

This is sewious!

Too late. PocketMonster ruined Pokemon Ruby for me.

sorry

What the Hell is going on in here?

Something disturbing.

guys i'm starting to think that making 4chan references should be a instaban offense

You're probably right.

Or at least a one week time out? For those who didn't know.

I would have to go to 4chan to learn what is 4chan. Don't make me do that :(

The only thing you really have to avoid is /b/. It's horrendous.

So I met my first furry last night! He wasn't in costume, BUT he did talk about how he is a furry and how he hates a lot of other furs bcuz they are "lazy and don't have jobs!"

He also had fangs! Like he has vampire fangs!

He also told me to "climb down from the faggot tree!"

What a night!

He'd get along with those other furry guys that joined a while ago.

The forhead slap is 4chan right?

Don't even try to say that there are any redeeming qualities about 4chan.

DON'T EVEN TRY.

I guess I should go and look...



Sorry?

upperrcut him

Ugh, some people are jerks. If you don't want to talk to someone you should at least tell them, not just suddenly start ignoring them, goddamnit.

Do you lend stuff to people who talk shit behind your back? I think not, fuckhead.

amiright?

I can't decide if neti pots are great or horrible. :(

super gross. EW!

I've been living with a sinus infection for a month and a half that keeps coming back against antibiotics, sprays and Sudafed. This thing is actually helping and it's worth the embarrassment.

I'd probably do it wrong and drown :(

That "caption the avatar above you" thread is a travesty and if I were GADZOOKS I would have disappeared too >:

How come no one is really hateing very hard.

In reference to what, you being PocketMonster?

No, that's not worth hate. I mean in general. I don't know how to explain it.

like take for instance Et Tu right now. He needs to be bitch smacked. But I guess if he doesn't stick around and fight you can't really get a good hate going.

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TONE IT DOWN AROUND HERE THESE DAYS AND IF YOU'RE MEAN TO SOMEONE ENOUGH TIMES AND THEY WHINE ABOUT IT YOU COULD GET BANNED IS WHY >:

ESPECIALLY TO NEW PEOPLE. WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY "GIVE THEM A CHANCE" >:

Please don't use that rule on me. I want to enjoy it here.

says you

I came here for the mocks, not to write a book and paint :\

wanna wrassle then?

Well I'm all for hounding people around here but SOME OF US (GW) GET ALL SORE ABOUT IT :rolleyes

CAUSE ROG TOLD US TOO, HE HOLDS THE BLACK LEATHER/CHAIN COLLAR, AND WE'RE ALL HIS BITCHES!

Well, I started a campaign against it, I bet these new wimps won't do it.

It all started with the removal of the Mock Wars forum and furthermore

So what I'm trying to do is a loss cause huh?

Yeah, did that just disappear with the site change, or was there a reason given...?

AND WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING A BANNER AD FOR ANN COULTER

We worship Ann Coulter around here get used to it

Mock wars was locked when we got here Asila. It looked unused for some time too.

We are nice people now only here to do nice things :3

Are you two aware of the teachings of our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Can you point me to the knitting thread kind sir.

Yes. :picklehat

Colgate took down all the Dr. Rabbit poops, guys :(

I don't know what context that's supposed to be in but lol

If it's Youtube related maybe the Deleted Youtube Viewer will help?

http://www.youtube.infamousx.com/

I really did a number on this thread.

That number would be two.

A huge number two.

Number two up & down.

No one said that about me, but it's all good.

shutup gay

Misdemonar, could you make the eyes in your sig swirl. Please. :(

I think I would like that better too.

Every time Misdemonar says something, all I can think is "man, I haven't watched Space Ghost in forever."

The Donnas' 2007 album is disappointing. And I really have no clue what they were thinking when they selected their single. I almost re-'A listed' Hot Pants just to cheer myself up.

Oh, & it seems Australian Cartoon Network has dropped showing Adult Swim, so I'll never see Space Ghost again. :(

You were seeing Space Ghost on adult swim? :eek

Is that some nerd dig at me not putting C2C at the end of his name, or did they show SG on some crazy network in the US for the last two years that no one bothered to tell me about?

Also, Space Ghost is an insensitive lover, if you ever date him, just.. you know, be prepared for that.

I'll pass the word along.
Now, I haven't had cable in forever (3 years) but I'm almost certain they stopped playing Space Ghost on adult swim some time ago?

No. Space Ghost hasn't been a part of adult swim's regular programming for years. Or if it is, it's at like 5 in the morning.

Australian Cartoon Network.

:(

I don't where else to ask this....

Macrodeath, what the hell is that avatar? It's vaguely familiar and extremely creepy.

Like Martin Short combined with repressed memories of a babysitter.

YEAH A PM PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THE CORRECT CHOICE FOR THAT QUESTION.

That's sad how that's the best you can do.

like anyone cares about you enough to use their best stuff

OH NOW THAT WAS A BURRRN

Now that's what I call music!

NEW SQUIDBILLIES TONIGHT @ 12 EASTERN

BE THERE U SOM BITCH

This is something I see alot in the NU:LAGTKOA thread.

Why would 'why' & 'when' be so easily confused?




WHEN would 'why' & 'when' be so easily confused? :rolleyes

Why you gotta be like that? :tear

i hope that's not some sort of anime

pub you're going to be on thin ice here so help me

LEAVE PUB ALONE, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU. >:

YOU RAPIST.

SPAGETT!

hahaha Spooked ya! Gotcha!

You should've seen the look on your faces

omg!

He was hiding there for 10 min. At first I thought that was just the boss kid, then when he popped out it turned out it was a full-grown man

Call me Judas

http://www.myspace.com/andyjonathanfender

The song "Enjoy my Dick" is the most fantastically bad song I ever did hear. Nonsensical English + nonsensical Spanish + nonsensical French + presumably passable Italian + the lines "Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy my dick, Get down, get down, get down on knees" = FANTASTIC.

NU:LAGTKOA is a great tv show. A group of misanthropic shut-ins are slowly driven mad by the "wacky" humour of reality television contestants.
The better characters are the ones that mainly hide in the building's stink-filled basement and gently gnash their teeth at each other, except they have this one guy I really hate, I don't think he really gets it at all. Really, that one guy can fuck off, but other than him the show is great. I watch this show for many hours each day, it's just that full of awe for me.

Although I have heard that they want to switch the show to being anime. :sleep

That's a fantastic synopsis and I'd like to put it on my website :lol

I TOTALLY LOVE SONGS THAT TELL ME TO PUT STUFF IN MY MOUTH ILL TAKE IT