MILHOUSE, CAN YOU GET SHAM'S EMAIL? I TRIED TO SEND HIM AN EMAIL SAYING "HAHAHAHA YOU ARE FAT AND UGLY AND NOW YOU'RE BANNED TOO" BUT IT SAID THAT HE HAS CHOSEN NOT TO RECEIVE EMAILS (lol like anyone would send him neway amirite?)

POST IT HERE, SO WE CAN ALL SEE IT AND SEND HIM INSULTING E-MAILS.

:rolleyes

YOU'RE NEXT, YOU CHUNKY FIN!

OK

NO

SHUT IT

WORST MODERATOR EVER. >:

I MIGHT BE NEXT BUT PLEASE

PLEAAAAASE

I heard this thread was about hugging boners.

CORK IT, YA JANKY

Just finished watching Trading Places. Jamie Lee Curtis had a smokin body back in the day. Funny movie too.

Esuohlim is nothing but a fat boy, who thinks he's all big and bad now that his daddy took the training wheels off his bicycle :rolleyes

YOU FAT KIDS JUST DON'T LEARN, DO YA?

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

capital letterz scare me...

GOOD

HOW DO THESE MAKE YOU FEEL

strangely aroused

this is the correct response

ARG DOUPLE POST THANKS FOR BEING SLOW IMORKERY, NANOO-NANOO

Actually, she was incredibly lucky - another few hundredths of a second earlier and I might have been dragging the rugrats off to the emergency room rather than having a relatively calm chat on the phone as she limped the vehicle home.

So you're right, it could have been lots LOTS worse. But still, insurance actuaries and adjusters ... bleah :blah

Dear god, vanilla Ensure is disgusting.
"Homemade Vanilla Shake" flavor my ass!
Even Hershey's Syrup couldn't save it.
:(

Is Ensure made with real milk?

It says so on the label, but I don't drink milk anyways.
The chocolate and strawberry ones are good though.

Oh yay, my exam went well

I only drink milk with my Carnation Instant Breakfast. I never liked Ensure. It makes me think I'm old for some reason.

STDs?

The Elations joint-drink makes me feel old, the Ensure just makes me feel like I'm choking on a 4th graders milkshake experiment.

Exam?
What kind of exams do they give in Finland?

Mechanics :|

Haha, I wish :lol

Well what have you learned in mechanics?
Mechanics on what?
You a car guy or something?
We don't like them types 'round here boy.

Finland is building a robot. A sex robot. ;)

I'm a physics student :)


At the moment

That makes sense.
I can't think of anything else to do in Finland.
Unless you're this guy, he seems to be finding something to do.

I think that's my buddy Saku's brother.

Play death-metal.

Burn down churches.

What, that was Finland - right?

No church burners are in Norway. Finnish people just talk about burning churches.

A friend of mine's name is also Saku.

You could get invaded by Russia.

Many Finns prefer drinking their asses off, however I prefer not to go with the flow in certain situations

They've already invaded :(

The surroundings of my calm, peaceful, quiet and beautiful childhood area, next to forrests and lake saimaa, is being turned into some luxury spa center for rich russians. >:

My Saku is in Hellsinki

He accosted me in Germany at a train station over my Reverend Bizarre shirt.
And then we was frenz.

Oh, never mind then :/

I know, in the Winter War of 1939. The funny thing is you guys pretty much won despite having a fraction of the amount of manpower and equipment.

All my Finnish friends seem to be from Lojha or Hellsinki.

I'm not from Hellsinki nor Lohja ;)

I just washed my boyfriend's cellphone.

The one time in a billion I don't check the damn pockets.


FUCK.

What town that I can't pronounce are you from?

You just can't catch a break this week, can you?
:(

Turku

AHA!
I got some peeps in Turku!
I think my buddy Peter is in Turku!

No, apparently I can't :(

I'm sorry Kitsa.
I hope your spell of bad luck clears up.
I wish you nothing but happy fun days.

As long as I get more poop stories.

Heh.

Have you tried poopreport.com?

I considered submitting my garage sale story there but I don't think I ever did.

I have never heard of this poopreport site.....
I LOVE IT.
You should totally enter your garage sale story there.

I'm going to see the latest 007 tonight :x

Have fun!
I hope you enjoy the movie!

By the way, Rankeri?
Did TVO close down?

I haven't really followed the whole situation, I'm not a member, but apparently they've been told to pack their stuffs and leave by the May 2010. Naturally, all the members of TVO and other students have protested against it.

Awwww.
I heard they were getting evicted but at least it sounds like they have a bit more time than originally estimated. I always heard good things about that place. :(

Try the rice trick. It can't hurt. :hopeful

I will, Colonel Flagg. :) We can hope.

One good thing did happen today- I still owed like $400 on my daughters' tombstone and my grandmother is paying it off as a Christmas gift to us. That was really, really nice.

Has anyone seen the infomercial for these?

http://www.kregtool.com/index.php

Are they any good?

No, but I'm interested in seeing it!

Well, you know how infomercials are, they make it look like you can slap together fine furniture in about 10 minutes with absolute minimum effort. I just can't bring myself to believe that.

Infomercials are awesome.
I wish they'd show the taser infomercial again.

That Billy Mays health insurance one was a doozy.

Yeah Billy's the man!



Thank you so much for showing me the poopreport site. I'm completely in love with it.

I FOUND MY WALLET!
YESSSSSSSS!

I find Freakazoid oddly attractive.

Is this a bad thing?

Are you talking about Rankeri's dog pic?

I find Tadao pervy, but friendly.

I feel good about that.
Edit for Page Brak

Where's the PageBrak?

tadao: my only regret is that that didn't occur to me first.

lol

Sigh.
I just finished annotating one of my files.
Its take all day.
I still have shitloads to do before my deadline.
But all I want to do is SLEEP.

There was a new forum where a bunch of scrapbooking mommies were picking apart my art, and I was gonna show you, but then I lost the URL :(

Such was my thinking as well. :eek
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

My mom was sooooo into that for awhile. She isn't a Hen though. Thank God.

I don't see the point of scrapbooking at all.

I'm sure there is one, I just don't see it. Some of my cousins are really into it.

Ideologically, I'm pretty far off that whole set.

Hi Shrub and PUb, Did you see the 1/4 moon with Mars and Jupiter? It made a frowning face for us, I'm sure It was all smile for you.

My mom plopped out 7 kids. So it was a chance to go through all the old photos of when we were innocent and put them into a book to prove to God that someone loves us.

No i didn't.
But it has been snowing.

Which is completly unrelated, so i'm going to bed.
Goodnight, m'dears.

lol

But when you put all that crap onto a page, all the 3D stickers and whatnot, how do you close the damn book? Doesn't it just fan out in a big wad?

I pasted some old get well cards into a scrapbook and promptly wished I never had. They were a bigger nuisance than if I'd kept them in a box.

Fun fact: I went to a religious charter school in 3rd grade. Our teacher was a crazy "lay nun" (didn't live in a convent). I have many horror stories about that year, but one of the first things she told us to bring in was a scrapbook for "our work". She kept the scrapbooks and we didn't see them again till the end of the year.

When we got them back, we'd expected our good assignments to be in them, but she'd put in all the worst assignments, the ones marked up in red pencil where she pretty much called us idiots. She said, "Now you keep this and one day you'll feel bad about what you put me through."

Psycho bitch.

Maybe that's what put me off scrapbooking.

Just came from the movies and a 4+ hour bar tour :x

I think I'll hit the bed now

To shirt or not to shirt... Did you get that from the Salvation Army? :x
We all know that is you under the covers with just yer dick showing, boy. :x


What is your opinion on the shirt/non-shirt situation? :x

You say "Salvation Army" like that's a bad thing.

Thrift stores really vary in quality.

Where I live now, the St. Vincent de Paul is hideous. It's a large, dilapidated gym, and the thrift store doubles as a flophouse at night. I'm not opposed to the idea of a shelter (especially in winter) but I wish they had a separate facility, not on the thrift store floor. But maybe I'm just being uncharitable :(

The St. Vincent de Paul near where the bf is from is amazing. Smells like laundry detergent and dryer sheets- clean clean clean. And books are 20 cents apiece. I can load up an entire friggin' shopping cart.

The Goodwill here smells like BO and that earwaxy smell of stored clothes.

The Salvation Army used to be a smoking-allowed flea market and everything there smells like cigarette smoke.

I love thrift stores. We had one in Northern Cali that was also the shelter. Eureka being a small town, we already knew the bums anyways. So we didn't mind walking past them to look at shit. My ex collected a certain type of gold leafed alcohol serving glassware and I looked for anything I wanted. She would never let me get clothes though because she wanted me to look nice. I hate looking nice. It attracts all the wrong women. Those women expect things of me that I will never do, like have a successful job so they can get a job doing what they like for almost no money.

I go for the books.

I go through books like crazy.

Oh Dam! Now why can't you be that funny more often?

Damn, Kit, it sounds like you live in a B-movie set, what with the neighbors, the stores and the people. You should write a gothic novel.

Yeah, books was always a given, that was the first area we would start in, but if we specifically wanted books, Eureka had some quality used book stores. That's about the only thing I miss about that place.