Breeding is so unnecessary right now.

i hope i burst a capillary in my brain soon

man i scored two tutoring jobs outside of school. One of them's going to pay 12 dollars an hour, and raise it to 15 if I'm helping him a lot. He also offered bonuses depending on what grade he gets.

The other i dunno but whatever its tax free ;o

Man I'm so fucking bored

Kahl...not to be negative, but watch out with the ones who dangle "bonuses"....I had a few of those who promised BIG bonuses if only I'd write papers for them, etc.

Get your payments in cash, per session. Just a suggestion.

Is the new Nintendo DSi seriously just a DS with a camera in it

The must have teamed up with Apple.

What kind of seed? :eek

I hope it was pumpkin. :)

WE MISSED YOU!

Omigash pub is back!

Don't count on it!

you little seed buster you

KITSA, can I submit Chloe to cute overload? I bet she will be famous.

sure, why not.

You wouldn't think she was cute if you had to deal with her barking today.

They sure don't make it easy to submit pics!

let me know how it goes.

Most of these people dont seem like the type to rip somebody off, but ill see about getting it up front ;o

;)

stupid 9 page research papers that have to be written in a day >:

sometimes i wish we still had the NSFW thread
:(
memories.

:(

well you could make a forum that is solely dedicated to nsfw pictures for imockery forumgoers

YOU COULD CALL IT WHO WANTS TO JACKET ;_; ;_; ;_;

That was bad Willie, even for you.

I'll go see it, I might even enjoy it.

I'd trust Spike Jonze with my first-born, so yes.

Spike Jonez is my first born.

I just brought back my Fu Manchu. I look like such a Mexican.

:( You can all learn something from my mistake.

If you, say, have a bucket you collect dog poop in to throw away at the end of the week when the trash is picked up....if you have such a bucket, and it's full of dogshit....don't leave it out in the rain. And then a day's worth of unseasonably hot sun.

I just had to deal with a bucket brimming with warm dogshit soup :(

I'm going to hose out the bucket and drill some holes in the bottom of it this weekend. Learned my lesson :(


How come the shit stuff always happens to me?

Shit loves you and you love shit

Have you also got ten years younger?

I wish!

i made 13 bucks tutoring today :)

the best thing about tutoring is that i learn a toooon about whatever im tutoring. I pretty much know how to tutor every kind of logic at school

I always had bad luck with tutoring. Especially when it came to the bf and math. I'd try to show him how to choose an equation or something, and he'd be like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you do it.

I took the dog out for a 15 min walk so we could both say we got exercise today. We've got this guy who moved in with his mom 2 doors down. The guy is middle-aged and has a loud burgundy chopper my bf calls the "Fartcopter". It does sound like an exact cross between a helicopter and a loud, blatting fart. It's pretty obnoxious, especially at night.

Anyway, the dog was doing well until we heard the roar of the Fartcopter, and then she started bucking and trying to run. It was a bad 50 feet or so getting her back to the house, and she ran into the crate and waited for me to shut the door. Apparently the Fartcopter is terrifying.

Cesar would say that the dog is reacting to your reaction to the motorcycle.

My reaction to the motorcycle would be a middle finger if I wasn't in such a fucking defective body that I'm sure would lose a fight. I'm not enamoured of the guy.

I only believe half of what Cesar says anyways.

He seems like a genuinely good guy, though.

Yeah, he really is in tune with what a dog needs. But I'm not the guy who thinks animals can feel your feelings the way he says. I don't think he really believes it too. But he sells it to some degree. Maybe because it helps people project what the want onto the dog.

I just figured out today my dog will eat carrots.

I've been giving her baby carrots as treats. She really does think she's a horse.

I tried to get mine to eat lettuce. He'll eat veggies, just not lettuce.

They say that most veggies except for onions, broccoli and garlic are okay.

I have heard rumor that avocado is not that good for animals too. I bet the mango people spread that rumor.

I know avocado is supposed to be a latex cross-allergen. But it never gave me a problem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avocado...ity_to_animals

yeah I guess it's not the meat of the avocado but everything else.

i was making a reference to the old ezboard days when there actually was such a board, but ezboard shut it down cause they don't allow porno :(

the best thing about tutoring isn't learning a ton about whatever you're tutoring, it's letting everyone online know you did.

Of course not - it also can't play GBA games.

Don't get all jealous cause you're a dumbass, chojin. I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR SUBPAR INTELLIGENCE.

I just got back from the Austin Rodeo '09. I'm terribly disappointed I forgot my camera; there were so many insane rides. They had several rotating, flipping arm rides, one of those straight loops that just go around on a car, and even one of those centrifugal UFO rides. That was by far my favorite; I almost got kicked out of the fair for turning myself upside down.

THE BEST THING ABOUT IT THOUGH WAS TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET

RIGHT?
RIGHT?

Nothing beats two god damn tornado warnings for my entire county for the second morning in a row.

kahl: are you claiming to have superpar intelligence? :P

MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE

They hate that big time. This lady got really mad at me because I managed to get upside before the ride even started.

Not anymore than anybody else who mimics jackasses...

There are two strange women at my door, ringing the doorbell, ignoring my NO SOLICITATION sign. I'm not answering. Fuck them if they can't read :(

Maybe they are not soliciting.

maybe you should answer and tell them no soliciting.

THEN SLAM THE DOOR IN THEIR FACE >:

YOU CANT SOLICIT THE LORD

thats jst MINSTRATING

You need rottweiler barks on a cassette tape volume 5

I just called my mom down the street and she apparently already had a fight with them.

DING DONG

MOM: (opening door) I have a no soliciting sign.

TWO WOMEN: Oh, we're not soliciting. We want to tell you about an important event at the Kingdom Hall...

MOM: You are soliciting, you're selling your religion. I'm not interested. (slams door in their faces)


I went and opened my door and I've got an "invitation" to a Very Special Event at my local Kingdom Hall of JWs on April 9.

My ex was a JW. I dislike them very much for peddling religion door to door.

Such a waste of paper.

I collect them. I figure the worst thing I can do to them dignity-wise is save up a bunch and turn the lot over to a bunch of first-year anthropology students to make fun of.

Still have my "fornicator" booklet from that garage sale last year.

I'm heading for Indiana today! FINALLY OUT OF OHIO, but sadly it's only for an hour :(

Back when I had long hair and a goatee, I was waiting for at a bus stop and this lady gave me a pamphlet to SAVE ME. I kept it and read it every night!

be sure to pick up some CANDLES AND FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

srsly be careful in Eaton, they bust people coming back over the border. They live for it.

Do It To It!

fireworks, gotta have em

Apparently I need to add to my sign outside the door. It currently says NO SOLICITATION, THANK YOU. I just printed up a new one:

NO SOLICITING
THIS INCLUDES:
- RELIGIOUS VISITS/INVITES
- SURVEYS/PETITIONS
- DOOR TO DOOR SALES
- DOOR TO DOOR NONPROFITS


Because what I've been running into the past few weeks is that people seem to keep exempting themselves from the "solicitation" label, and it's pissing me off.

The other night some guy actually walked door to door IN THE RAIN to try and get money for a make-a-wish ripoff that didn't even sound real. I told him no thank you and left him in the rain.

I hate the door to door thing. I really, really hate it. I used to get in fights with my teachers over school fundraisers because I'd bring the participation levels way down. No one should be doing that shit.

I need to post the no soliciting religious visits, reason being is because smack dab in the middle of my subdivision is a mormon church. They come up to my door just about everyday in there little tidy suites talking about Joseph Smith and his god dam plates and how he deciphers that shit in one month. It's annoying and pathetic, makes me glad that atleast I'm not prancing around wasting my life going door to door for some shit guy.

i hate people who go door to door to get money for their cousins funeral and always have an old black and white printed picture of them.

Or those shit eating kids who sell candy for their church and their parents are always lookin at you like, YOU BETTER BUY IT ITS A CHILD FOR CHRISTS SAKE DONT RUIN THEIR HOPE OF BEING AN ANNOYING SALEMEN IN PARKINGLOTS IN FRONT OF BUSINESSES. and i always see the same kids doing it and they do it year round ;\

"Future Mormon missionary" baby bib:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php...n=&max=&order=

This is the sign I REALLY want:

I was assuming this was a thread about drinking, apparently I am quite mistaken.

Willie must be sad...

GOLDSLAUGER BITCHES!

You should post a new pic. I bet you got fat.

Actually... no

but I'll post a new pic anyway..

The end justifies the means. ;)

And I don't remember who you are, does that justify anything to your means?

Not knowing anything about me gives me the advantage, so yes it does.

So, your implying being a stalker is ok?

:lol not at all :rolleyes

I posted a pic so you can stop pulling a milhouse :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

That wasn't a pic, that was a disaster.

So are you, but....

I can't decide who needs make up more.

I went to a drive-thru ice cream place and there were a bunch of idiot fucktard teenagers waving madly at us through the restaurant window as we drove past, so I waved like a fucktard back and made them feel alive!

That's right. Back down. Now pm me you A cups.

Do you have something against small-breasted women, Tadao?

My cock usually.

oho

glad I'm safe then!

WAStedDD!!!!!!!

:rolleyes

I don't know if I have pink eye or if I just scratched my cornea. I'm hoping for the latter.

Nothing force on Earth or in the heavens could get me to touch my eye. It's the nastiest thing ever.

I've once accidently scratched my eye with a pointy fingernail. Didn't do ay damage but it hurt like a son of a bitch

It's really kind of pink. I've been coughing really hard this week, hoping it's just from that. I need to cut my nails too though. I can touch my eye okay, contacts bug me out though so I don't get them.

I had contacts melt to my eyes twice. The funny thing about that was that it was under the same exact circumstances almost exactly one year apart.

Yay! It's apocalypse movies on scifi today!

I think I'll make coffee jello today.

It's fun to eat it in front of people and give them the oogies, but it's actually not bad.