Sounds horrid.

wtf, you're Japanese. You have to like it, it's the law.

racist :rolleyes

i got this virus thing and my eyes were red for a few days :(

I have the stress munchies. I've eaten more i the past 2 days than i would in a week. Fucking hate this project.

.(

I'll see your racist remark and raise it the next time someone thinks making fun of redheads isn't.

I'm only Japanese when it's convenient.

I wish I could be Japanese when it was convenient. People are always so disappointed to see that I'm not.

Too bad it doesn't work like a dry erase board so you can change what you want to be that day. Then people would be dry eracist though.

:lol oh man, I can just imagine your self-satisfied grin as you typed that.

Smarmy ass red heads and they tu quoques

http://www.thebanzaieffect.com/artic.../#comment-3386

read the comments. ;)

hahahaha


You wander the net in search of people to shatter, don't you?

Leave him alone Babs. He is mine. You will get your own one day.

He wandered into here. He was too good to be true so I researched him and it turned out he is very real.

In a way, I need him. ;_;

:(

you're beautiful tadao, just to damn beautiful

Apparently you can also use craigslist to break people:

http://dayton.craigslist.org/rnr/1096718211.html

This woman posted...oh, god knows what...about the time I did my garage sale thing. She gives "lingerie massages" out of her home. These people have been fucking with her for the past week or so, to the point where she was actually waiting on her porch to confront challengers after giving her address and her picture (photo ID?).

Funny thing was, she was really standing out there.

Today was the day she started typing in caps and actually becoming incoherent. Score one for the craigslist readers. I mainly just think it's sad, they've been baiting her too much and should just leave her alone.

I was just in Springfield and Dayton yesterday. Maybe I encountered this woman with bipolar.

She's in Piqua, a straight shot up 75 from Dayton. You were probably on 70.

Yeah, I was on 70 the whole time actually. Life fails to entertain me on the way.

There's not a hell of a lot to entertain on 70. I could have told you where to get some good ice cream, though.

I might be going through their again soon so you should totally tell me anyways. I wanted to stop by Foy's but I don't know if it's seasonal or what.

Foy's is year-round. It's better to go now because it's packed at Halloween and it's more fun to browse at your leisure.

Young's is a good ice cream/petting zoo place. In the summer, they sell "trash can" ice cream, which is neon purple, smells like play-doh and is made of all the leftover scraps that go into the rest of the ice cream.

http://www.youngsdairy.com/

If you go straight south on 75 through Dayton, you will shortly come to Touchdown Jesus:

http://www.jeeeb.us/

Who is flanked on either side of the freeway by two truly magnificent flea markets, open year round but only on weekends.

There's a gigantic Hustler store at that same exit if you're into that.

Keep going south and you'll be in the general vicinity of the most fanfuckingtastic place in existence, Jungle Jim's.

http://www.junglejims.com/

maaaaaaaaaaaaybe 45 mins south of Dayton, but worth the side trip.

:lol The giant Jesus!! I totally forgot about that bastard and his lady of the like mergingness!

Oh man, Young's seem so brilliant and a suicide of deliciousness, why haven't I even been to place yet?

By the way, do these flea markets you speak of house some hidden gems? As well, would you know where their exact locations might be?

They're right by the giant Jesus, same exit. If you're heading southbound, Trader's World will be on your left and Treasure Aisles will be on the right. Both got raided last year for counterfeit purses.

Treasure Aisles is the old Turtle Creek under new management; I haven't been there since it changed. All I know is that it's now pirate-themed, with masts set up in the parking lot.

The inside stuff is more or less your standard dirtmall junk; go early in the morning on a nice day for the outdoor vendors, I've found all kinds of cool shit there. Best time I ever went was when I had just gotten out of the ER and was stoned on pain meds. I was stumbling around and walked off with I can't even remember what.

Young's is very close to the place I'm having my gallery show this summer, btw. Like 5 mins from it.

Thanks for all the information kitsa, I really owe you one. How about in exchange for the information you provided me with, I'll come see your gallery this summer? Just post the date and location and it's settled.

LOL, I'm not even sure, it all depends on how much I offended the art director, I think. I don't think she and I got off on the right foot :(

WILL YOU TWO JUST FUCK EACH OTHER AND GET IT OVER WITH? :rolleyes

I'll fuck you really hard sam, so hard.

OR IS IT I WHO WILL BE FUCKING YOU?

I didn't sanction any fucking.

If he's unfortunate enough to be stuck in Ohio, he might as well be made aware of a few places that make it suck less.

:rolleyes

seriously, sam, have you BEEN to ohio?

I bet kitsa sanctions you to fuck babality in his sweetcakes.

SHES A WATCHER

SWEETCAEKS

HE'LL BLEED GODDAMNIT, I'LL SEE TO IT

as an aside, I didn't know they still sold these things:

http://www.fanniemay.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=194

These are fucking DANGEROUS. You could eat an entire box without even realizing it :(

YES CHANGE THE SUBJECT QUICKLY BEFORE PEOPLE KNOW THAT HIS DEATH IS ON YOUR HANDS

I AM BALANCING A BEER BOTTLE ON MY HEAD

The word fannie may is hilarious. FANNY MAY CHANGE THE TOPIC

maybe not HILARIOUS but kinda funny.

well i guess not funny but i chuckle when i see it ;\

BABALTIES FANNY MAY GET FUCKED FOR KITSAS SADISTIC PLEASURE

she tried to change the topic but WITH A FREUDIAN SLIP even subconsciously she was still thinking about it

BUT CAN I KEEP THIS BEER BOTTLE BALANCED WHILST I PUMMEL HIS FANNIE?

Fuck if I care what you guys do, I'm saying that candy is good.

SAM THATIS THE CHALLENGE THAT ALL MEN WITH TRUE GRIT MUST ENDURE

YOURE SAYING THAT YOURE HOPING BABALITIES FANNYMAY GET POUNDED. AND INSIDE HIS FANNY MAY BE CANDY.

I CAN READ YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS KITSA

I AM TRULY GRITTY

I THINK I HAVE TO GO TO A PLAY AGAIN TONIGHT ;\

GO TO THE PLAY WITH A BEER BOTTLE BALANCED ON YOUR HEAD

WHERED BABILITY GO ANYWAY IS HE OFF PUMMELING HIS CACK THINKING ASBOUT MEN BALANCING BEER BOTTLES ON THEIR HEAD WHILE FANNYMAY OVER HERE WATCHES?

FANNYMAY WITH THE THING ABOUT WATCHING FANNY POUNDLINGS

PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY THINK IM IN THE PLAY THEN :(

ITS ACTUALLY KIND OF A GOOD PLAY ITS ABOUT A SUPERVILLAIN WHO HAS AN ARCH NEMESIS SUPERHERO WHO HES ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL BUT HE ALWAYS GETS AWAY BUT THEN THIS GUY IS PUMMELING DOWNTOWN NEWYORK OR SOEMTHING WITH A BEER BOTTLE BALANCED ON HIS HEAD AND IS KILLING EVERYONE AND THEN THE SUPERHERO SHOWS UP TO STOP HIM BUT THE GUY JUST PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE AND HE DIES SO THE ORIGINAL SUPERVILLAIN HAS TO LIVE KNOWING THAT HES A FAILURE

I'M CONFUSED ARE YOU THE SUPER HERO?

what the fuck? are you both drunk? are caps the hallmark of drunkenness or something?

:lol Holy shit I'm gone for a little while to go milk the bull while thinking about men balancing beer bottles on their heads and you guys dare to converse without me? I'M DEEPLY FUCKING APPALLED!!!!

I'm not 100% on this one but I think they were fantasizing about pounding you in the ass. And they've been gone for a while.

I'M NEVER GONE >:

bend over and use your titties like a broom and sweep it.

RAPE

i'll pay someone $5 to come over hear and fightrme.
comeonbitches

are you asking for a CHALLLAAANNNNGE

dont makemehurt you

How big a boy are ya?

This is what BABALITY PANCAKES' parents look like when they read his posts on the internet:

This is what Tadao's parents look like when they read his posts on the internet (because they're chinese mexicans or something):

This is what Guitar Woman's parents look like when they read his posts on the internet (he doesn't have any):

This is what wombti's parents look like when they read his posts on the internet (he doesn't even have a computer):

Sam's parents:

Right, that's everyone on the forum thoroughly lampooned. Now you may continue your conversation.

big enoughto braek u in half missy

Oh PS:

Chojin's parents (he has two dads):


I bet chojin thought he's escaped this particular lampooning for a moment there.

HEY GUYS GUESS HOW MUCH SLEEP I'VE GOT IN THE LAST 38 HOURS

IF YOU GUESSED NONE YOU ARE CORRECTOMUNCHO

hah

I'm going to go get coffee and laugh at the pretentious fucks who sit around at the tables in Starbucks

those pretentious fucks they thought you were gone

this thread is pretentious

ur dam rite it is

what's the FREQUENCY, KENNETH

You misunderstand me.

I'm talking about the ones in the hipster glasses who think they need to sit and be seen writing on their laptops at a table in a grocery store Starbucks. That's an entirely separate category and you'd laugh at them too.

BREAKING NEWS: GARAGE SALE BRINGS OUT BARGAIN HUNTERS.

i laugh at anyone who is at a starbucks, no matter where

even me

ESPECIALLY ME

and :eek @ bargain hunters :eek

For mysterious chemical reasons unknown to me, starbucks coffee and excedrin take away my horrible, horrible pain when expensive drugs will not. This is why I go to starbucks.

However, I usually get my fix via a $7 bag of it, which I make myself at home and avoid looking like a tool.

i've had plenty of fancy-pants coffee drinks but ironically enough only one from starebucks and it was kind of nasty :/

unless those bottled ones you get at the grocery store count, and those also aren't anything to write the farm over

Your fish are tiny.

they're goldfish and we've only had them for about three week, at most.

the water's also cloudy on account of we had taken out enough water to easily lift the tank and put it on the modified stand.

it kind of looks lame in the daytime but at night it looks sweeeeeet with the lights coming out of the bottom. there's also a bubble wand along the back wall so the whole thing is covered in rising bubbles.

LOL

It's cool. Goldfish slime and shit a lot, though, you'll always be cleaning it.

I can't stand starbucks canned drinks. They don't do anything for me and they don't taste that great. I drink "bold" roasts as strong as possible with a tiny bit of nonfat milk to cut the bitterness, and when you combine that and excedrin it makes pain go byebye, for me, for some reason.

I forget how big goldfish should be. I've had mine for going on 10 years now, and he's huge. He has a tank bigger than that to himself.

You should get a few scum suckers. They can be cute. Like little sharks.

Gold fish actually grow to the size of tank and how many there are. They can get really big or stay really small. The like to have space.

In every freshwater tank I've ever had, I've had an albino cory named Herb. They stay busy all day.

I always get plecostomus.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

That's one of four tanks we have, actually. That one's just cool because my dad installed the lights in the stand so they come up from beneath the tank. That one's basically just a simple goldfish tank.

We also have a pretty sweet community fish tank and a 55-gallon that currently has five small semi-aggressive fish (that tank will probably become an African chiclid tank), and there's a ten gallon tank that two of the goldfish were in in my sister's room, she's currently in the process of turning it into a little bi-quarium.


When I lived with Ashley we had like 15 little fish in a 5-gallon hex. It was awesome.

When I was younger I had two betas (split up) called Ken and Ryu. :(

Younger?

I had a great brackish-water tank once with brackish puffers. One time they got hold of some ants and the sound of them crunching through the exoskeletons was absolutely sickening, heh.

I loved my little puffers, but they died :(

LIKE 8 :rolleyes

Ashley was apparently a "brackish expert" and loved puffers but I find her keeping her own fish as pets hard to believe since she never goddamn cleaned the tank.

So 4 years ago then?