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So last night I was out with my buddies Sensei and he has welcomed me to train in Silat. I might take him up on it once I have insurance.

:page/brak

I prefer Carey, but I dislike his new foppish haircut. >:

Bob was a less obvious dick. Just watch the guy, he is totally laughing at everyne and fucking hot bitches. Drew will never be that pimp. He tries too hard.

I hate fat people marginally less than old people.
Does American insurance count in Tijuana? Can you even get insurance coverage for professional whorebagging?

I do like dicks though. >:

Medicare doesn't do shit for you in Canada or Mexico; the same is true of much US insurance.

I mention this because I took a notch out of my shinbone once in Niagara Falls and I had to wait till I got home for treatment.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! But yeah, I guess part of training would be "How to disarm a TJ whore with a knife".

Uh Oh! H1N1 has spread to Finland! :eek

RannyK, your Tyttobakteari might count as a preexisting condition that leaves you vulnarable to this mildly deadly illness! :eek

Also, your Diabetes. If that sort of thing was real. :eek

Mr. Woogums looks like Hitlers dream cat.

Hitler had a dog called Blondie. Not sure if it was named after the popular late 70s singer-songwriter or what. :/

Whenever there's a Page Brak at the top and I scroll down too quickly it looks like Brak has a 4 foot mouth.

Well a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
I said a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
A couple more shots of whiskey, I'm going down to Minglewood.

it's the end of your mom as we know it

I stepped onto the scale today and I had to look past my belly to see what I weighed.

Our local ER has a chair-scale. You sit in it, the weight pops up on a screen behind your head and everyone in the room can see it but you. Bastards.

TADAO, YOU MUST HAVE DIABETES!

Hehehehe, I actually never weigh my self. I know already I need to drop 20 pounds to start with.

I'm the picture of health.

I've been pulling white hairs. I have way more than I thought I had.

i fainted last night, which is the only time that's ever happened. it was awful. and because i was high, it was that much worse.

TUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

vision

horrible

captain516 needs to direct me to the Sexy Monkey Zoo that he frequents. :(

Haha, videos in sigs. >:

Sorry pub, if you're looking for a place to score some monkey, I'd suggest asking someone more experienced in the subject. Like Durrrrsomething.

fuck

sweet. i love the magnetic fields.

Haha, thanks for not banning me, Boogie. >:

I liked the one where you called my Mom a monkey.

A full five minutes of feeling icky at imagining Doopa being my Mom.

BECAUSE I WOULD STILL TOTALLY FUCK HER

I thought about fucking a girl today

Then later I thought about thinking about it :tear

And when was it that you acted on those thoughts, Sir?

Next time don't think...just DO!

Well good. Does this mean I can now call your mom a monkey any time I want?

"Mom"?

Is it the vowel that you have a problem with, Abel?

MOM'S THE WORD ;)

The Trashmen beg to differ.

:orgasm

I have a lot of problems with going to the beauty salon but I just realized my biggest one is being stuck making small talk for half an hour :(

Yeah, the vowel. I just didn't realise you were an actual Texan is all.

TADAO IM GLAD YOU NOTICED MY INPUT ON THIS SITE AND THE FAGS THAT ARE HERE AND WHY I SURF IT I SURF IT FOR THE FAGS DUDE FAGS ARE RAD

YEAH BUDDY! :HIGHFIVE

TOATTLY COOL AS ICE MAN THUMBS UP

HELLS YEAH BRAH, THAT'S HOW I ROLL, DRINKIN' KOOL-AID AND BUMPIN' NELLY

HEY MUST BE THE MONEY

:pagebrak

RIP TUPAK AND NORTIOUS BIGGIES TRUE GS THUG LIFE

SO ZOLTAR WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF BRAK WAS HERE ON THESE BOARDS

DESTROY SPACE GHOST

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

I don't think too many people actually understand that his mom was more G than he could ever be.

I just sold my shitty Camry for 500 bucks and a snub nose .357 magnum. I'm now the proud owner of a huge fancy revolver.

Some things in life are worth it.

HAY SAM

HAY FATHOM ZERO

One thing I noticed is that drunkenness makes people think in caps.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, KITSA???

:toomuchwoodfordfreserve

I LIKE CAPS
ALOT
AND I'M NOT DRUNK


RAPE

i think tonight i'm going to [start to] watch the seven samurai because it's here and i'm here and nobody else is here.

Watch the commentaries afterwards. It has great insight on how Akira Kuwasawa thinks. He is a spectacular director and every single thing in the film is setup in subliminal ways.

Another thing I came to realize today is how much I hate people. I don't like how everyone has something to prove. I hate that the best thing anyone can think of using the internet for is being an anonymous dick.

Boy, I'm sure in the wrong place, huh?

YEAH WE'RE NOT ANONYMOUS HERE

i know these two have a bunch of kurosawa films but this is the only one in the box i was looking through. and we watched a fistful of dollars the other night so i wanted to watch yojimbo but i don't know where it is.

I'm also starting to think that facebook might have been a mistake.

Some people, you don't talk to them anymore for a reason :(

This is one of those moods where I'd better just shut my trap and not go on at length regarding my feelings about community theatre, well-off women who run tchatchke stores as hobbies, various neighborhood personalities and forced sardonic behavior.

yeah dude bottle that shit up and one day you'll just explode and it'll be hilarious.

our neighbors across the street set their garage on fire. It was raining and they wanted to grill, so they pulled the charcoal grill in the garage and half-closed the door before dumping in the briquettes and lighter fluid.

smarts!

at first i read that as "our neighbors set their garbage on fire" and i was wondering what's unusual about that.

it's one and the same in their case, wocka wocka wocka.

I've also about had it with women who are trying to be 1990s Janeane Garofalo when even Janeane Garofalo isn't 1990s Janeane Garofalo anymore.

I HAVE A NAME! I AM NOT ANON!

There are dicks with names and anonymous dicks. I don't care who knows it's me and I don't think you do either. Or you might. I don't know.

Were it not for a few keepers on my facebook account that I can't keep in touch with any other way, I'd be tempted to scrap it altogether.

I won't join facebook because I heard that's how old friends find you. OH MAN THAT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA>.

Oh AAAAAAAAAAARG Dirty Dozen was made based on Seven Samurai. In fact I think most if not all spaghetti westerns buy Robert Aldrich are based off of Akiras movies.

Yeah.

I'm thinking that maybe I should just take some tylenol and go to bed. I may or may not have a piece of cake I made earlier- that's still up in the air. It's reduced sugar, but it will fulfill my need for depressed-fatperson food.

Shit a quick IMDB shows that I mean Sergio Leone made the spaghetti westerns and it wasn't dirty dozen it was something else I can't remember the name of :eeeeeeek nevermind.

I'm more of a pie person.

LET THEM EAT CAKE!

qu'ils mangent de la brioche

meaning, if there's no bread, make the bakeries sell them fancy pastries at the same price like the law says.

pie is good, although we're probably not talking about the same pie NOMESAYIN

ok, off to bed.

The Magnificent Seven

:lol Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

;)

Sam, check your messages.

I went to see Caroline Rhea last night and it was awesome. There was some drunk old guy there that kept yelling to for her to take off her top and that she was hot.....he stole the words right out of my mouth.

I made the mistake of putting a Kwan Yin statue in my garden. I've lost count of the beergutted locals who've moseyed over to ask, "That some Buddha thing or somethin'?"

Everyone seems really eager for me to fulfill my potential as Local Flake Artist, which (in their minds) is consistent with Buddhism and anything Asian that doesn't come in a takeout box.

Did anyone die? If so, you could submit it to the Darwin Awards for 2009!

Some people should not be allowed to procreate for fear of passing on the "stupid" gene.

I don't know; I try and keep a low profile with them, they're the same ones who come at night and go through our garbage, so socially it's a tad awkward.

You know what sucks about this world?

Well, among other things.

It sucks that you can't have a dog in an outdoor kennel in the backyard without a slew of local kids teasing it, trying to feed it grass and poking fingers through the bars. It sucks that, if you actually let the poor dog defend itself, someone would sue you for everything you had.

:(

dude, it sounds like you need to move out of the suburbs. or at least ohio suburbs.

:lol

Removed double post.

We have suggested this before.

The tragic thing is, it's a really nice area. This is contained to a set of 6 duplexes, 3 on each side of the street.

We had an opportunity for a house on the nicer end of the street, at an incredible price, but by the time we found out the price had been reduced, there were 6 people in line to buy, cash in hand :(

Fact is no matter where you move at least one of your neighbors will be a moron you dont want to live next to. Its like an extension of Murphys law or something. You should look on the bright side... While your neighbor is an idiot that set his house on fire, he didnt set YOUR house on fire.

Yet.

Keep a fire extinguisher handy.

Buy a farm.

yea everytime the 100,000 douchebags in this city do something that annoys me I just think of THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

"There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone."
"I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people. "