EXCEPT FOR SHRUBFEST. :love

WHAT ABOUT STEWERT?

EVERYBODY SHOULD LOVE GENTLE, GENTILE STEWERT.

Not buddies. But I tend to be less helpful to people who swing violently from "civil" to "dick" with no provocation.

It's an ancient Japanese ritual of courtship that was used when a samurai wanted to date a ninja.

Poor Stewert. :(

He's not like the others.

I might make it to the NIN/Janes Addiction show tonight.

You suck!!!! I would be kicking people in the nuts to get to that.

I get to watch American Idol tonight and call my mom to tell her who won.

Seeing as I hate American Idol, I'm going to bank on nothing being revealed until the last 10 mins or so- not sitting through all that "after the break" shit.

I saw Jane's when they did the very first Lalapalooza tour, which was supposed to be the last show. IDK, I bet they still sound good. Lol, I forgot NIN was at that show too. All I remeber is Trent knocking over the keyboard players keyboard through the whole show. And then I saw the video for Pigs (I think) and he was doing it in the video as well. I guess it's his "thing".

Why even watch it at all. You know as soon as the show is over people MSN and Yahoo are going to have it posted all over the damn place.

Trent can go suck a dick for all I care. I have tried to go to a Janes Addiction concert 3 times and every time my tickets were sold out from under me. I have almost strangled people to death 3 times because of it. >:

Dimnos: you have a point.

Apparently the voice of Mickey Mouse just died. Apparently his wife is the voice of Minnie Mouse. Guess that used to work out well.

Im surprised he was still kicking after all this time. :lol

Because MSN and Yahoo don't provide half nekid women dancing in front of you.

The only Jane's Addition song I really like is Ocean Size. I'm probably going to be seeing NIN in August though.

I would have loved to see the NIN/Bowie show, where they did NIN songs, the Bowie came out and they did the few NIN/Bowie songs, then it was all Bowie from there on.

dude, nin/bowie would be fucking awesome. one of my old co-workers had been to one of those shows. bitch!

i'm a ninja. . . want to date me?

I am not a Samurai. I know how to wield a sword.

Who would date a ninja? You'd never know when he was coming.

Weird. Apparently there was a gunman/lockdown at U California Irvine and I didn't see it in the news at all...whole thing came and went on twitter updates from people on campus.

GOD DAMMIT! The show is at Irvine Meadows.

Yeah, that's the first news story I've seen.

Well, I hope he shoots me deaded.

Oh sorry I forgot that you were an innocent victim when you took a picture of me and modified it to insult me. Isn't this also a message board in which people are sometimes dicks? Better go cry about it.

Fuck you guys are stupid.

Especially considering that tadao has been portraying himself, at least it seems to me, as some master provocateur (which is code for guy who can't put up a fight but wants to seem like he's SO MANIPULATIVE and TRICKY hahahaha :rolleyes it's his satyagraha :lol ).

I WONDER IF THEY EVER DID THE VOICES DURING COITUS

Kahl, get over me already. It is a forbidden love.

You're such a pussy, tadao. You can't even put up a good fight.

BUT DONT WORRY YOUR PSUEDO-APATHY WILL WIN THE DAY IN THE EYES OF OTHERS

YOU MUST CALCULATE YOUR EVERY MOVEMENT IF YOU WISH TO EMERGE VICTORIOUS

RIGHT NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR ANOTHER COMMENT ABOUT FOOT STOMPING

ITS A PIVOTAL MOMENT FOR SUCH A REMARK

:lol this is hilarious

I did the picture well after you started being a dick. If you're being a dick for no good reason, you deserve whatever's coming to you. In my worthless fatuglybitch opinion.

Yea, but not to you. And who are you to judge who was being the biggest dick, dickbag? Mind your own business. Tadao was acting like an ignorant sap so I just gave him what was coming to him.

Are we back to the "chat thread is your private pissoir" thing again?

The dick thing, as I said, is my opinion. In my opinion, for no particular reason, you started behaving like a dick.

But no, really, tell us more about how beneath you we all are. That's not tired at all.

hey kitsa, you had the opportunity to shut the fuck up, but you kept talking.

I forgot that on this message people can act like ignorant fucks and not expect to be called on it. And also kahljorn isn't allowed to defend himself or talk shit on assholes.

Sorry I forgot. Please continue talking about stupid shit. Sorry for ruining your experience of the chat thread.

Sorry I found some tasty kelp to go with my oysters. YOU SIR ARE A CHILD!

what a coincidence, I was just about to post the same about you.

you know he would try to and it would just kill the mood and she'd get pissed and all "fuck you, fuck you if you think this is funny, fuck you" because she had a temper like that.

but then a few months later she'd pull out the minnie voice and he'd get pissed because of the double standard.

they had a pretty rough relationship.

Sorry tadao you missed the magical moment :(

Hey, so anyway, what is your source on all of this samurai shit so I can read it?

So the UC Irvine guy was apparently some doof wandering the campus in fatigues and carrying a paintball gun. I hope the police takedown was severe, just on general fucking principle. What idiot walks around a school campus nowadays with fatigues and a gun?

It was probably in their contract that they would not, under any circumstances, use the voices during intercourse. Those voices belong to Disney Corporation!

I bet minnie mouse SOUNDED like minnie mouse during coitus. :lol I know of this one girl who sounds like a cartoon character when she's getting fucked. OOOO OoooOOoo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! all in a crazy falsetto-like voice.

She also had a black clit and some nasty titties, and she always acted slutty BUT sophisticated and apathetic.
She also kind of looked like a bobblehead cause she had a gigantic head :O

INTERNET ANGER

Plus he only received one infraction for one post.

Also, he's 15.

INFRACTRATE HIS FACE

Smelly Bonehead. That is going to be my new favorite.

Isn't being 15 here illegal? Ban him for 3 years.

how was the show?

It we got to Orange County way too late, like 11pm and Janes was just rapping up. We figured NIN wouldn't start till at least 10pm. So we went out to Hollywood and ate Thai food.

oh well, it had to be a better time than being in the middle of some big crowd.

I'm actually fine with large crowds of people, I can't stand the crowds of people where I'm supposed to be interested in them though. Like say parties.

:lol

He totally nailed me there, Guys. >:

Did you accept many cocks? :eek

Room for one more? :orgasm

Don't worry, it can't be called a Giant, no matter how generous the description. :x

8=D

The Kahl/T fight was good. :)

K won, but only because T didn't post a picture of his dick or a cat.

It held nothing to the old Dr Boogie martial arts fight he had with Ninjavenom/Bigmisterfrosty ( I don't remember the second guy but it was a great thread) :vet4lyfe

I never pursued the cocks thing. I'll always wonder what might have been, I guess.

It was wreckreation. :vet

THIS IS THE THREAD IN QUESTION: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650

:rolleyes

I love it when people are like NO, NO, NUH-UH when they argue...don't know why I find it so funny but it's all over that damn thread.

The simple argument of "No it isn't fag" used to be effective a long long time ago.

No it wasn't, fag.

Fuck you you little ignorant bastard, just look at the boards history.

YOU THINK YOU'RE A VET

YOU IGNORANT BASTARD!

tits! tits! it's the blimp, frank, the blimp!

Between them, brokensaint82 & 90's Child have double-teamed my concept of 'well known fringe culture" into "highly obscure unorthodoxy".

No wonder I can't leave the house! None of my interests overlap with those of the common man.

Well, apart from our mutual all-consuming lust for penis.

That was beautiful. :lol

Before his prostate fell out, AChimp was the funniest guy here. :tear

Jesus fucking Christ, I've only been on the internet for an hour and a half and I'm fucking bored.

See you guys later, I'm gonna change my oil. It's a fucking Overhead Crank V6!

:pagebrak

:pagebrak

3 wolfs and a moon tshirt made it into the washington post today. :/

I have only gotten this site to load twice all day :(

double post

i am feeling generous tonight. i bought a bunch of food for my hosts because they are coming back sunday. i fed the kittens twice as much food! i also tossed extra crickets into the gecko's tank!

Hey guys, I wanna talk about cars!

I got a bitchin' station wagon. I absolutely hope I can modify the engine in some manner though. I don't have money!!

It's a Buick!!

WE ARE WATCHING THE MOVIE! SHHHH!

Cars are gay.

Cars are not gay. :( They can't be gay!!! They are inanimate objects!!! But I do think they need loving!!!

Is that some kind of tank or armoured vehicle?

one time i saw a car having sex with another car and they were both female so yes cars are in fact gay.

Went to a friends concert in his attic last night. Ended up meeting some girl and talking to her after. She gave me her number to call her about a concert next week and then I found out she was 18. I should really really not call her.....right?

Why not? Is 18 illegal in your country, or are you 16 or something?

I'm 24. 18 is legal but really young. For me at least.

Don't be dumb. If she is interesting and can hold a conversation, do it.

WHY WASTE YOUR TIME WHEN YOU GOT THAT SISTER OF YOURS.

She might be. I was kind of drunk when I was talking to her. She told me her name at least 4 times and the 4th time I remembered it. She is a redhead which is always nice.

6 years might not be much of a gap but 18-24 gap is. I'll be all like "Hey, want to go to a bar to hang out?" and she'll be like "No, I have to go to homeroom tomorrow. Will you be my prom date?"

:(

Which is great cause you get to ditch her and go to the bar. Dude, try looking on the bright side of things once in a while. :rolleyes

I'D DO IT.

Now for answering your questions we would like another picture of your sister.

IN THE MEDIA PLAY SUIT

:SISTERSPLOITATION

I'll ploitation on your sister

Page brak better be of your sis >:

You know you want to.