God help Finland

I thought you said medicine cabinet.

i have discovered that every cat will run if you approach them while singing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNXu-Qk_Fs#t=9s

Too bad that wasn't his Sexual Chocolate entrance music. :(

Thanks for being sorry Kitsa. My head is still killing me, softly. I'm sorry that you are going to get sick, and I am sorry Rankeri that you will become a doctor shortly before accidentally amputating your own arm or injecting ebola into yourself.

ps i calls it "a thrilling discovery/a bountiful harvest"

i like it

it reminds me of the oregon trail

I got through a dental filling without anesthesia. That always makes me feel so badass.

I walk out of there like FUCK YEAH

why on earth

oh, my dentist is a nice guy and he says he can get it done fast without. He's very careful, it's not terrible. He just drills out the rough outline and does the fine work with some sandblaster thing. The cold water hurts more when they rinse.

Now, if it was a root canal or something I'd want anesthesia.

thanks tadao, it looks pretty cool as a desktop wallpaper, or at least on my stupid macbook.

Uh oh, I hope you're not one of those terrorist types. I'm sorry I suggested your typing and basic comprehension skills were sub-par.

Also, maybe if you do try to blow me up, maybe don't strap the bombs to yourself, maybe. That way you could, you know, be a terrorist again the day after as well.

I hope this has been sufficiently convoluted and idiotic a post to breach your realm of thinking.

i had him pegged for <13 years of age, this is a shock to my system, world, and life.

I can't see the image. :c

Also, in eight days he's posted 70 times. Can we call it spamming and ban him?

Well, it looks like everyone wants him dead anyway if you check the polls.

MOD abuse, it's a serious crime.

He looks like an Indian Chojin. :(

Meaning: I totally want to have sex with that guy. :orgasm
Don't call him a terrorist! >:

That is so racist. :(

You're better than that, T.

You dirty Mexican.
Steve, this is the best thing you have ever posted. So good in fact that you've levelled up to the point where I'll bother to use your name. You've now got equal status as Rankeri in my eyes. :)

HAH!

ah ho people talking about me.

It wasn't a dare! :lol

I'm out of practice since Pac Man left.

I have a status? Since when? :eek

A thrifty terrorist.

acceptance at last.

:pagebrak

Yeah, you've got the prestigious rank of "Huh, why is that guy still here?" It is also what I think every time you post. How is your Tyttobakteeri doing, Buddy?

By normal do you mean widespread, healthy, or acceptable? Because yes, no, and maybe. :(

How do I rank on the Pub Ladder?

You are in the very exclusive position of being someone I find interesting and want to have sex with. Of course, the latter is much easier to achieve than the former for most people.

I was about to say... Pub, sex and exclusive? Does not compute.

Pub thinks of me :)

Little known fact: Pub thinks of everyone, and has seen everyones actual face.

ANEMIA SUCKS
Seriously, they took, like, FIFTEEN of those little vials of my blood today, at LEAST.

:rolleyes:

Get the sand of your vagina, you bloodless zilch.

Why the hell did they need so many, anyways?! I saw her walking out with fistfuls of vials!

What, does it matter? Did they forget your lollipop?

no they forgot the wow gold points.....level up now, I here jesus is giving wow gold blessings now if you hurry.....lol (this is a quote from lilpop, I am not a bot....PLEASE DON'T BAN ME)

"Those that call for others to be banned should themselves be banned." - Our Lord Jesus Christ.

If you rub Pub Lover three times, fun leaks out of his head.

I almost forgot my dad liked chicks with dicks until this morning. :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

oh that can't be good

Hurrah, my anatomy quiz went well

my dog is driving me insane today.

It's cold and raining outside, and she keeps sniffing her butt and whining. Ordinarily that means she needs to go, so I took her out. Actually, I took her out 4 times and she jerked me all over the yard, peed, ate grass, stared into space, but nothing else. I finally gave up.

Then when I bring her back inside, she immediately starts whining to go out again.

Kick her a couple times. She'll curl up in a corner.

Yahoo recently became a lot like a social networking site where you could befriend your contacts and chat and stuff. My dad sent me a friend invite, so I accepted and looked at his profile, seeing that he'd already friended a couple man-ladies in fishnet stockings. :x:x:x:x:x He's married, too. They're supposed to have some child soon.

I can relate to that :(

Although when our dogs decide to act like that it always occurs around 4-5 AM

I wish I had a fenced backyard where she could just stare into space and eat grass to her heart's content.

But if I had that, I'd have to also wish I lived somewhere else, because the man next door is a bow hunter who often drinks and does target practice in the backyard. I'm afraid to go back there myself when he's outside.

:)

I ate dinner with 1 table separating me from Nomeansno last night. We didn't want to bother the geezers while they ate :(

:pagebrak

Marie Antoinette was guillotined 216 years ago tomorrow :(

The guillotine was invented in Halifax, Yorkshire. 15 000 people are estimated to have been killed by it in France, only Germany has killed more with it - 40 000. The last person killed by guillotine in France was Hanmida Djandoubie for rape and murder in 1977. The death penalty was abolished in France in 1981. It is impossible to accurately guage how long a severed head survives, it is estimated at between five and thirteen seconds.

The Halifax Gibbet. I actually had a history professor in a very reputable university not believe me when I mentioned its existence, or that of the Scottish Maiden. I had to bring him books to prove that the devices were real.

If you're into that sort of thing, there's a wonderful and fascinating book with a very inappropriate name: The Pleasures of the Torture Chamber. Mainly it's a very well-written history of torture and public execution, even though the title makes it sound like second-rate Sade.

http://www.amazon.com/Pleasures-Tort.../dp/1566197724

I haven't got a book on torture yet, actually. I want one too large to properly fit on a shelf, with full colour pages.

I have a good coffee table book on the history of public executions.

http://www.amazon.com/Public-Executi...5630358&sr=1-1

that dip between nose and lip

A progressive new corporation with an eye towards the future.
A corporation for people, by people

I live near Halifax.

It's very boring there.

I can speak for the erogenous part, personally.

i just really really reallly want to sleep right now.

right

ah come on baby, it'll be over in seconds.

But you're so asexual and different

I dunno why you'd take me seriously. I've never known anything before, why should you assume I'd have started now?

anatomy and physiology traumatized me :(

..

LIES

I remember they did the Mythbusters balloon lawnchair episode too. It was dreamy ^.^

Geez, try to point out that his dog had something potentially toxic in it's mouth and I'm a bad guy.

:rolleyes

Alright guys, I'm out of here soon. Have fun with the newest loser.

:/

The philtrum allows us to breathe when we drink from bottles. I doubt that we evolved it for that reason though. While on that subject, it was just announced that QI qill now be shown on Australian television. Hooray.

I just got an e-vite to a wedding that's happening next week on the other side of the world. :\

I'm going to have to hazard the guess that they want to be on-record as inviting me, but don't actually want me there.

yeah, that sucks. i'm supposed to go to a wedding on friday, not sure if i'm going. it's someone from the internet i've never met before, haha.

also since when is jack daniels a gangsta thing? should be grey goose or 151 or patron or something like that.

That pagebrak was my year-ago effort to find all the dumbest glitter shit on blingee and stick it in one place. There wasn't a ton of thought that went into it.

WTF you talkin bout T? :confused:

You jammy bastard. I hope they start showing it here too. :(

JD sure sparkles.

Playstation Network rejects my billing information. Fuckers. And here I was, ready to buy stuff with money.

I always just buy a prepayed card thingy.

THOSE IGNORANT *****

Nevermind. It was the bank's fault.

Bah. S'good thing it's a block away from me.

I always wondered if you guys got any form of Australian broadcasting. ABC?

YOU IGNORANT FUCK YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD MONEY

So I was talking to a female friend of mine on MSN, and I commented (in context) about how she was attractive, then her boyfriend (who was watching her talk to me WTF?) steps in and blasts me for "trying to start problems" between the two of them. Sure, I'm jealous that he has an attractive girlfriend, and my attractive girlfriend is on the other side of the world and we are currently on some sort of 'break' or 'hold' at the moment, but when is it not ok to just say that a friend is attractive?

WOMEN!

Zhukov, (these names are so silly) you pose an interesting question. It sounds like you're showing a genuine interest in your female friend. We in the ministry call them "no-touch friends". It's okay. Sometimes I tell my wife that her brother has well-defined abs. It doesn't mean anything. What I'm getting at is that you should just masturbate furiously over the thought of your girlfriend and that other girl as the stars of that "2 girls 1 cup" video I overhear kids talk about.

I know right. What a bunch of jerks.

I had to spend all morning convincing people that I did not sleep with someone last night.

It was hard work. Perhaps a life re-evaluation is needed?

I was up all night watching Randy Orton kick people in the head.

Maybe you should have done that.

What are you thinking of? Sleeping around more?

I had an interesting dinner, then I got horribly ill afterwards.

I haven't been able to get on here as of late due to a debilitating sinus infection. I mean don't get me wrong, sinus infections are pretty awesome it's just I'm so overwhelmed with excitement from it that it's been A LOT more interesting than I-mockery.

Welcome back :)

Sinus infections have been going around, got one meself. :(

One of the guys at dinner last night had one.

I put up some of my Zombie Barbie Garden today, but I'm not as mobile as I was last year so it sort of looks like shit. That, and the guy next door came out and started lecturing me, which pissed me off. I left the box of decorations out in the front yard, went inside and locked the door. As far as I know they're still out there.

What could he possibly have lectured you about?

I celebrate Halloween early. :)

Working outside whilst pregnant.