Mario you are such the romantic.

guys, i met the most amazing girl ever today

it was the best valentines of my life :x

I was sick on valentines day but people sent me good wishes on myspace! :D

What are you talking about dude I made the FIRST introductory remark.

nobody can beat that, that's like having a turkey in your pocket on thanksgiving, or a still beating heart on valentines day.
There's nothing more cherished!

honestly im just not even trying :(

i was snowed in on V-day.

School was out but the server was down so i was really bored.

T.V. is only good if u get more than 3 channels.

I gave a girl a box of chocolates for V-day not knowing she was allergic.



Even though she said it was awesome anyway, I kinda feel bad about it since in my mind it's like me going up to her and saying "Happy Valentines Day! Now go kill yourself".

i had sex on valentine's day

SEX on VALENTINE'S DAY

and it was MEANINGLESS D:

i'm just kidding i had sex and it was MEANINGFUL

DID IT FEEL GOOD....?

I did the whole roses on the bed thing and she woke up and was like 'wow' but had nothing in return apart from sex because she's not Valentinesbiggestfan but it was all good at the end of the day went to the woods and got high ;D

moobs for boobs

fuck yeah man

Uhhhh what

oh right 'tit for tat' kinda thing yeah.

But no I am not fat i am an anorexic ;<

:<

MAKE LIFESTYLE CHANGES.

BUT I CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THAT IN CONSTRUCTION ;_;

AND original.

Is everybody waiting 'til Friday to post in the mock wars or what?

nobody gives a shit

Oh well. :\

YOU ARE AN UNHEALTHY TURD WHO WILL DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH

The d*ck forum resized my avatar ;_;

Oh, for fuck's sake. Your avatar just wasn't bad enough, was it?

No

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