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7F i like your avatar and title ;<
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I like sevens avitar too..
Noob where is myn? |
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no avatar yet
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not yet dude
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sometimes my dick grows when I'm around sexy ladiez
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blood rushes to it & penises are like sponges and it makes them rock hard bro
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damn, i knew there was something going on down there. Is there any way I can stop the blood rush or possibly increase it?
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When that happened to me I would start having trouble to breath and get headaches. Apparently it was something to do with my lazy blood and that i could of died :x
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razorblades, bro! lots of them!
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Serious PENIS problems :(
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I just threw my last razor away :( I shaved both ways with it cause I gots a hot date tonight and I want to be all smoothe incase my blood starts to boil and I throw all my rational thought out the window and like, like just go into this hardcore make out session where all she can taste is MattJack, and I like, I grab her backside because I'm just all caught up in the moment and stuff, she isn't my co worker though :(. DAMN I JUST REALIZED THIS BLOOD RUSH THING MAY STRIKE AGAIN TONIGHT!
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good luck mattjack! just make sure this woman knows she has a choice to BE WOMAN OR TERRA! MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T CHOOSE TERRA BECAUSE THEN A TREE TRUNK WILL GROW OUT OF HER VA GEE GEE AND SHE WILL BE LOST TO WANDER I-MOCK IN SEARCH OF FERTILIZER!
have fun!! |
If her vag is a demonic tree from another realm in MK2, then I'll be Smoke and take saftey in or around it!
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If any kind of plant grew out of any human being i would be pretty worried. Especially after watching that batman movie with Poisen Ivy ;o
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what if it was a weed plant?
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I'm sure if a weed plant came out of a woman i would already be high
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Hey guys, my town is famous again.
Extreme Makeover came to help out this cripple family. http://www.extremeok.com/mambo/index.php |
My date went well fellas! No blood rushes! I went out with a russian girl and she was nice. I hope to hear from her tomorrow! In mother russia, you don't date girl, they date you!
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gay rainbowsss ;D
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go gay rainbow team :x
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This avatar is sooooo the cool.
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it's okay i mean it could have been cooler like i thought it was some sort of snowman and then i looked at it and i forgot it was a fish and i was like "man that would of been funny if he ad like the ice climbers"
good job with te word puns bro thats what i would of said but now you get nothing from me NOTHING, FATHOM! NOTHING! |
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