GET OUTTA HERE BLUE BALLS

:BEAT BEAT BEAT

POOOONANNNIII

THE TRICK IS WHAT I TELL THEM TO GO GET CUZ I WILL PIMP DEZE BROADS

AND I SAY "BITCH, GO GET TRICKIN"

One time ya'll i had blue balls so bad I couldn't fucking walk.

And i took a piss and it felt like a midget was just wailing on my junk the whole time.

It was a nightmare.

MattJack you are an alright dude.

:x MY EX G/F JUST CALLED ME

Wtf is up with ex g/fs and callin

THEY LOVE GAMES

Ex-Men

chicks are all over my cyclops

Man you guys kick ass. We should totally hit up the bars.

The London Olympics logo is probably the worst logo I've ever seen in my whole life:



It cost something completely retarded like £400,000 to develop (which is about 500 million US dollars or infinity Canadian dollars).

The BBC website allowed people to submit their own versions which led to this being displayed:



Would've been better with a wedding ring :x

damn dude i could be a millionaire right now because I and any idiot could design that piece of shit logo.

http://x13d.doritos.com/index.html?mid=21734143 DROITOS, KISS MY ASS

There's a reason they're kept in a black bag.

HEY GUYS.
Im turning 19 soon.

As soon as that happens, im gonna buy some 10 year olds beer :D

God I <3 you so much Morgan Webb, so.. so much.

You should hit that.

Hay guys! Quick reply is quick now!

is morgan webb free tonite in canada

p.s. does tommy talarico still appear on television?

Morgan Webb only loves Americans, great Americans.

i wrote a whole topic about u mattjack, talkin about how u seem to be a really good dude, good ideas, good brainz, good ideas, etc

somebody deleted it, or worse (this is for real), i've been spending too much time at this forum and dreamt that i posted a thread bout u. newayz, hax is so last hour, wat i really want to offer ppl now is my pants, r u free

And just to clear it up, no that's not my default voice, I'm in fact quite a genius. People have called me the John Locke of our generation; Hemingway with a touch of Sartre.

not, nebody crack vista yet

Hemmingway, John Locke, and sartre -- a book that writes itself off a cliff

seriously guys whose lame character is this