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That's what I was about to ask.
COME OUT OR I WILL FIND YOU. |
Who the fuck is you?
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I grow weary of you and your nonsense. :( Entertain me.
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what's up with kellychaos showing up to post one sentence and then disappearing again :O
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I think this Friday I'm going to write another Fartin Mystery...:) Kelly might be in it :\
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can i be in it
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just kidding i'm not gay
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Too late
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Urban Dead is much more fun when you log in and find that you've been dead for 28 weeks.
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I-Mockery Chat Room (DON'T FORGET TO VOTE 4 JIXBY)
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At least Jixby is much more fun!
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I will never forget the battleships. That was Aaaaawesome!
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Is it worse to grab someone's dick and karate-chop it?
OR Is it worse to hug someone while the both of you are naked? |
I think it would be worse if you grabbed someone and karate-chopped them with a dick.
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it is def. worse to karate chop a d*ck after grabbing it
and does the naked hugging have to be front to front or can it be liek front to side cause that might be better |
so what if you were fighting some huge naked buff guy and he was kicking your ass and no matter where you punched him it wouldn't hurt him and he had a huge erection: would it be ok to karate chop their dick if you thought it would take them down?
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Normally when fighting giant buff men with huge erections, I opt for the dick suplex. It's like a regular suplex, but you grab them by the dick instead of the shoulders/arms. |
A Dickplex, if you will.
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I was just locked out of my house for about an hour.
In the fucking rain. The Dickplex is a very demoralizing move, but nude hugging hurts more in the long run. |
I dunno i think naked hugging sounds homosexual ESPECIALLY if it's between two men who are fighting to the death! :O
plus then you'd have to get naked in the middle of a fight and that's kind of hard/inconvenient. |
That sounds a lot like a question I pose often.
HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY WHILE ONE (OR BOTH!) OF YOU ARE NAKED? |
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Speaking of that, I always wanted to get naked and apply tons of the thickest grease I could find all over me. Then I would run as fast as I could just to slide across a Wal-Mart or something. During peak shopping hours. |
"What if the object of the fight was to beat the pants off your enemy?"
I think that lends credibility to my theory of homosexuality ;o |
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more like: DICK TO DICK or if one of you is taller DICK TO BELLY BUTTON
it doesn't get much gayer than crossing dicks! |
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