after reconsidering my options, i think gadzooks needs a life :lol

Tell me, what is your life other then watching Kevin Smith movies and playing a Link To The Past. I'm under the impression the rest of the time is spent on the internet and being a target for BB Guns.

Unless this is someone elses character! Then you got me, man! You pretended to be someone else on the internet and I couldn't figure it out!

CHARACTERS FOREVER, FAGZOOKS NEVER

If ZBF grew up, the forums wouldn't be as funny. Half my laughs around here these days come from that guy's INTERNET RAGE.

or maybe let's do one better

i propose a plan to turn him into a cave baby

gadzooks will adopt him and raise him like he should have been raised

come back in fifteen years and he'll be posting as "dad's biggest fan" instead of zelda's, but what's more he'll treat this place like a gentleman and not gameffaqs with no rule against swearing

or he could take a minute to step back, look inside himself and realize that he gets treated the way he does for a few reasons

or hey why not follow guitar man's words of wisdom and make sure we keep our daily dose of teen angst around because oh wait that's all over the goddamn internet and we dont really need another source of it

what could gadzooks figure out :rolleyes

that guy could not find his way out of a man sized paper bag!

I don't go to the rest of the internet, guys. It's funny to me.

hey guys check out this:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/index.php

hey guys

why dont you check out the exit

Wait, I thought GADZOOKS was a character of Esuohlim.

Who are you, Fartin Mowler?

Edit: Speak of the devil

Why do all his pictures have white around them. :crop

[QUOTEWho are you, Fartin Mowler?][/quote]

I give my password to wacky College students when I'm busy :\

I can't figure out how to with the "Comic Life" program that comes with my Mac >:

Thanks for articulating your point the way you did, gadzooks. I've banned Zelda for 7 days and gave him the URL to your post as the reason.

On the new forums, posts like these will go in "Questions & Suggestions", which will probably be renamed to "Questions, Suggestions, and Grievances" or maybe something a little less gay. YOU DECIDE 2007

I've been out of college for like 16 months >:

I guess I'm going back.

But grad school doesn't count >:

Glad I could DO MY PART! Now, if only I could get sadie to post again :(

Say nice things and send chocolate hearts.

This new guy is awesome!


FULL DISCLOSURE: A quick search tells me I have said awesome in 16 posts out of 5,235! Including this gem:

Quick, someone change the thread title to "Gadzooks constructive criticism thread".

I'm on it

Spoilers: Free Yourself is Atari Dragon

Not even kidding, guys

Who the hell is Atari Dragon

someone retarded!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5984