I still remember the balmy winter days I spent telling Father Spaz he was a queer. Those were different times.

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"Cookware of the Übermensch"

I feel like my world is crumbling into the ocean.

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"Not meant for white people!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw

Dedicated to our dearly departed. Fuck the system, man.

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"Guitar Woman totally doesn't get the joke!"

This whole Zomboid/GW situation could be solved by reopening the Mock Wars forum.

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"NOVELTY grill?!"

I hope to dear Christ that you're being ironic. Hey Guitar Woman, will you be my myspace friend? myspace.com/thefathomzero

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"Like a kidney punch with half the fat!"

I'm not saying for mock wars to reopen. I'm only saying to make a separate topic and keep it to there. I don't care what goes on in there, because unless I hear it's funny, I won't bother with it, and you can keep your bickering.

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"I hate it when people are dumb on message boards!"

:(

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GUYS MY CHRISTMAS STORY IS UP IN THAT PLACE WHERE I POSTED SO CHECK IT OK THANK YOU

Well that's fucking gay

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"I'll be in your nightmares"

Can someone point me to where this Zomboid/GW fight began? It seems kind of useless on a comedy messageboard.

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"Ask me about my cauliflower ears"

it started all over the forum, but about 50% in this thread.

Zomboid's hated me ever since I've been here.

I don't like him too much, either, but I certainly didn't want this to get to the point of banning people. That only means the forums will be even less active than usual.

I will try to do my part, but I'm a bit intimidated by this site's style of humor.



"Punch, punch, punch!"

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first post = priceless

omg look it's a rabbit with a pancake on it's head

Yeah I know... But I've had Oolong as my avatar forever.

There's a lot o' new posts in the Secret Santa thread, so check it out if you haven't already :O
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=515489

I was here a very long time ago under the same username with the same avatar participating in the great flame wars of 199? (probably more like 2003... So I think I know what to expect. I think it was Protoclown or something like that who handed my ass to me in such a way that I cried for many years. Now let the healing begin!

well 199 is a very long time ago so I think your story checks out ok

also please tell me you didnt name your pet rabbit after a dbz character

Great post, Tadao!

*pins a gold star to his face*

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"Buy my thing or I'll whup your ass."

DOUBLE POST.

I won 25 dollars in an after school drawing today! It didn't cost anything to enter, but my peers were generally pissed off that I got the money! They threw shit at me and were really mean!

Then I thought, "Hey, fuck you stupid faggots! I have 25 dollars, and that is worth more than your lives will ever be!"

I bought "Walk Among Us" by The Misfits and "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" by Black Sabbath!

They are fantastic!

:D!