Guys did you hear how The Longest Journey is out on Steam now the Source engine must make that shit fantastic

If I weren't 6'2, I'd attempt that.

ALL RIGHT YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM. I ACCEPT.

We need that forum skin back, also

i agree

Little boy, if you keep this little crusade of yours up, you might just have to be taken down a peg or two.

Then you shall know what it is really like to be a woman.

esuohlim what is your aim name?

I'll overlook the fact that I'm being demoted as long as you all call me "captain" and you all just make my job easier by not posting retarded shit >:

I'll give you a medal and a high-five.

I haven't had AIM for about three years :(

oh boy am i in for it now!

also I'll talk to cfr5 about adding i-bapery back as a theme option because it would really improve things around here

aim or msn or yahoo im or something ;< I need to talk to you in real time to give you the INITIATION

The Force is strong in you, young Padawan...

That sounds so dirty.

What you're in for is a mauling. From a wild bear. Thats going to attack you from your closet.

How? I do not know.

YOUR CONTRACEPTIVES ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

All right hold on I'll get a new AIM name for this special occasion

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

Bonus points for having sex in a Mini Cooper wearing an authentic Darth Vader costume.

I donno. I think the helmet might intimidate her.
(if you know what I mean, and I think you do)

I'm actually planning on buying one of those $500 dollar ones once I get a job this summer.

I SENT YOU A PM, BIG BOY :*

I almost bought an original mold Stormtrooper suit.

Instead, I spent the money on furthering my knife collection.

that sentence - will never get laid, not even in a Mini Cooper.

My god, I'm not the only one who collects knives?
I've got a battle axe, too.

Oh right. This is supposed to be about hilarious sex stories...

Raises the question:
Would you make sweet love to a knife?

Shes right...