Haha. wow.
Yeah replace my emotional bullshit with
"PUT OUT, PUT OUT, PUT OUT!"

I don't see a problem with loving and respecting your woman, etc.. But unless you're getting married, don't expect to come before all else.

I'd like to quote one of the great philosophers of our time

"Bitches ain't shit"

STOP RAPING THIS THREAD

IT'S NOT RAPE UNLESS THEY SAY "NO"

sorry, my bad. do we need another story???

i have one!!!! *jumps up and down*

so one time, i hooked up with a guy who called me by different names the whole time we were in bed. at first i thought maybe he forgot my name, whatever. but then, it was random names.

Susan!!

Brandy!!!

Emily!!!

not even anything related. turns out, as he told me later, he wa reliving all of his exes while screwing me. nice.

How very classy.

MOD INITITATION WAS ROUGH :x

Chojin kept going "here put this on while i go freshen up" and I was like ":("

i just attract winners, don't i??

what about the guy that insisted on introducing me to his WHOLE FAMILY before we hooked up??? that was interesting.

WHOSE THE WISEGUY

He didn't touch you anywhere did he?

I think it would be more awkward after..I mean after the sex you meet his parents and it would be like "Hello Don'tknowyourname" and your natural response would be something along the lines of "I have had your son's member in my mouth"

Not to call you a slut or anything, but you get the general idea I'm putting out there, right?

i don't think you're calling me a slut. i'm honest -- when i want some, i go get some. but i do NOT need to meet the parents of someone i am hooking up with, unless it gets serious.

Allright.
And sorry. 15 year old virgin. Not exactly the most experienced person in the field of fuckin'.

Yeah, I'm gonna say that move was a good idea.

gw, this is what this thread is here for

that goes for you too, mle, who complains to me in person

Oh shit I just moved a whole heap of crap over from the Bedroom Stories thread and now it got all mixed in with what was already going on here :x

THIS RAISES AN ISSUE:

Wouldn't moving derailed posts to this thread fuck with continuity since posts go in positions related to the times at which they were posted?

IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

yes, but the point in moving them here is so that we can hope they'll continue it here rather than there.

Yeah, that's why we need a fuckups thread that everyone knows not to read unless they're fuckers

designating the chatroom thread for that is worse than what rog had in mind

CHOJIN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THAT STUPID FORT UP SOON

Continuity is for books anyway.
Forums are more of an amorphic blob of words.

hahahahaha oh shit oh shit oh shit