I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Honestly, my anomaly is more helpful than embarrassing. "Form and function", I tell people.

What's embarrassing is my total lack of good judgment in knowing when to talk about it and, far more importantly, when NOT to talk about it.

I'm so glad I don't need judgement . I'd probably misuse it if I had any.

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547086)

Ex--Smothers Brothers, motherfucker. And thank you.

you are welcome!

i've been listening to sibling revelry on loop for the past two hours :( i should switch to cosby's "why is there air" so it will be like i'm on a road trip in the old mercury sable with my folks :(

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547055)

LOL INTERNET

What I mean to say is that none of you can get me, I don't need to be scared of your social norms.

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 04:05 AM

PS I DONT MEAN MOST OF THE FROWNY FACES

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547056)

Is this one of those BD/SM things, because I'll need to dig out my leather for that.

Emotional BD/SM.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547060)

Speaking of tolerable female posters, Swamper's birthday was officially one week ago right now.

Now we're talking cute.

We're also talking about a poster that hasn't posted consistantly in the last six years.

Sethomas

Apr 9th, 2008 04:06 AM

I tried to take a break and read the news.

But instead, CNN.com or some shit asked me the question, "Are Beyonce and Jay-Z married or not?"

I can't answer that shit, I have no way of knowing since they don't have last names like real people.

(I already did a reflexive fundamentalist joke, but here's another)

Jesus had a last name, it was Christ.

You guys have to tell me when something happens in the world. Pub, this falls largely on you since you live in the future and thus can give me better warning.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547061)

whoa

http://www.amazon.com/Charlie-Loneso...727123&sr=8-11

whoah, maybe there was a thing

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547061)

Who needs anything that doesn't result in that?

Asila

Apr 9th, 2008 04:09 AM

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Girls on the internet. :rolleyes:

Always a dude, like it makes a difference if they refuse to pay for your flight.

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What I mean to say is that none of you can get me, I don't need to be scared of your social norms.

Social norms can kiss my ass, and I'm so torn between being certain that you're hoping I'll go away and being certain that I'm NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH BUT I'M STILL KIND OF DRUNK SO MAYBE THAT'S AFFECTING MY ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

Regardless, I'm out. It's going to be hard to explain to a 2-year old that I spent all night being fascinated by some guy on the internet.

And Ex, I'm going to wait until I'm sober and then hunt you down and pick your musical brain for a bit.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 547063)

Liar >:

No way. It would be sunshine & lollipops forever in that universe.

Also deaths, on a scare only occasionally seen before.

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547097)

Now we're talking cute.

We're also talking about a poster that hasn't posted consistantly in the last six years.

i always liked swamper but i havent read her website in forever :(

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 547065)

I'm going to jump out.

Later

Good luck, & have fun.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547066)

L
O
Fucking
L

I'm glad you hate him too.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547068)

In that above post where Pub says "PICTURES", I mistook the text color for a link and my heart sank when I realized that there was a time years ago when it was just likely enough that between pub caring to look at my webcam and my forgetting that I regularly had a webcam turned on, things could have been rather awkward.

OH MY GOSH, SECRATS! :eek

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547073)

I like to think that I'm pretty nice to Pub. If you ask if it's because I enjoy him as a person who has his moments of greatness, or because of my infinite patience, or because I really need the personal interaction, or whatever else, then you're missing the point.

I don't think I have a choice.

& you'd be right. >:

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547101)

And Ex, I'm going to wait until I'm sober and then hunt you down and pick your musical brain for a bit.

ok :) i've not got broad KNOWLEDGE but my tastes definitely are all over the place

Asila

Apr 9th, 2008 04:16 AM

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ok :) i've not got broad KNOWLEDGE but my tastes definitely are all over the place

You're enough like me to make me all tingly in a good way.
Okay I'm going to bed this time seriously.

ElPila666

Apr 9th, 2008 04:16 AM

i've suffer several traumas during my childhood, i know pain and what issues are, i can help anyone that want to talk about it. I time ago i was wondering if i should cut out my veins or let them grow but i get over it :)

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 04:17 AM

you let all KINDS of shit grow, dude

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547081)

SELENA ;)

SERENA

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547081)

W/E,