Though only god knows why I'm telling you :rolleyes

I'M DRUNK

FUCK YOU TOO, LADY! >:

is that red forman

Kurtwood Smith, yeah

Yes it is. I wanted one from Robocop, but I settled for House MD.

It was that or one of the billions of cartoons he voices.

ME TOO AND FUCK YOU BACK FOR TAKING EVERYTHING I SAY IN THE WRONG WAY

I have a PM again. Should I check it? It's rarely worth the effort.

Where is Esuohlim with the telling you of what is a joke?

Oh yeah, he doesn't get when I'm joking either.


Good times.

I'D CHECK IF I WERE YOU

HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH

Isn't it fun?

Wait, mine wasn't an obvious joke either? You know, at some point the internet irony just folds on itself and refuses to make sense.

Hey, hey guys: would it be too late for me to say, "For me to claim 'I'm hungover' would be two syllables too many"?

I HAD A MONTY PYTHON JOKE LINED UP BUT EVEN I KNOW WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

And Seth: Never.


Christ, I think I'm turning into the female Pub.

IT WAS SO AWESOME AND WORTH IT! IMMA GOIN TO ALWAYS CHECK MY PMs INCASE IT IS EVER THAT AWESOME AGAIN!

IT WAS GREAT! YOU ARE GREAT!:)

A couple of years ago I had a system in here where I worked out how many turns through Irony we had gone. I was on 23 & this other guy was only on 15 & that was why neither of us appriciated the other.

When I'm at work at G-Dubs on Wednesdays, I often think of clever ways to answer the question, "How old do you have to be to get the senior discount?" for whenever I want to get fired.

The first one to come to mind was actually the honest truth, which is, "I'll give it to anyone who asks, but I'll roll my eyes in situationally ironic social condescension if I think you look younger than 55."

I think a better one would be "well, when I give the senior discount to people I just ask myself if i'd need to be blindfolded while fucking them or if a brown bag over their face would suffice."

:wank

1985? Cool.

I DON'T

WHAT'S BROWN AND SOUNDS LIKE A BELL

DUNGGGG

Logical fallacy.

I was 4 so it just proves how easily amused I am.

*giggles* BUT NO ONE ELSE GETS THE GIGGLES DRUNK OR NOT