Dear I-Mockery Multi-Colored Loose Leaf Paper,

it just doesn't feel right

Are you still talking to the adjective Renee about potato chips?

I was referring to the amount of drinks you've consumed to get yourself drunk :rolleyes

Although you're clearly sober enough to write :lol

It's funny because I have diabetes, folks :rolleyes

Sports forum All-Star :rolleyes

I'd have the intention of writing a long screed about my sad feelings concerning everyone shitting on Rog's enthusiasm, but I'd probably only write a couple of lines that summarize my thoughts & then post an emoticon as emphasis. :(

It's what happens all the time now.

Um, who do you think I am? & How long do you think I take to type each reply?

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Uh, I lose the ability to stand & see long before I can't type a forum post.

Especially of equal or greater quality to anything I see you post, Cockshire.

But someone has to be here to fill up the bullshit filter :x

I can't go in there anymore now that someone has a drawn together avatar.

You suck.


Do I ever do that? Just outright say why I find it hard to reply to a post? Normally I either ignore it, or leave it for later & consideration.

Rankeri, you do not ever post anything of which I have taken note. You can say anything you like about the things I post, I've probably said it first, but there are people that occasionally say nice things about me, even if it is laced with enough irony to kill a horse. When does that happen for you?

To reiterate my premise: You suck.

It's not a competition, Son.

this forum desperately needs a emotiocon with sunglasses because that was pretty cool

this will do

also, I hope milhouse reads my doug reference before the page break >:

Damn Pub, you got it all wrong :<

I don't know how clear was it for you, but I was referring to myself as the one who has to be here to take care of the bullshit filter

"DAAAWWW, Porkchop, you're supposed to bag the neematoad not cream it!"

Haha, now you know how I make Asila feel. ;)

Having fifty pounds of rice in a sack in my kitchen isn't weird. >:

You should smile more often in your photos.

See, and I thought we had one of those confusing internet love/hate relationships and then you go and compare me to RaNkeri so maybe not.
Then again maybe so.

I don't hate you. :(

Jesus fucking christ Rankeri, stop using so many god rolling eyes emoticons. If I had a hemorrhoid for every time you used that emoticon my prolapsed anus would stretch several city blocks.