Watch it buddy or I'll start scandalizing your aryan-race-poster-child pictures with giant frown emoticons

That's trapped my cock in my zipper agony. :(

Creep. :rolleyes

It's better than manic spontaneity? I'll trade with you.

Even when I praise people I'm still being called a dick.

World is such harsh place :tear

Let's put Seth's awesome post on a less sucky page.

YOUR FINNISH SARCASM WAS NOT APPRECIATED! :eek

GET USED TO IT PAL BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE DEAD AND IN HELL THERE'LL BE A ROOM FULL OF US WAITING FOR YOU.

AND YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED IN THE CLOSET >:

HELL
HELL IS FOR I-MOCK
I KNOW THIS JOKE'S BEEN USED BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY TO ME

Hell is other people :eek

Hell is getting into heaven & everyone acting like you belong there.

Guys, I was going to make a Jean-Paul Sartre joke based on some abuse of the phrase "L'infer--c'est des autres" that also makes fun of everyone here.

However, last time I tried to make internet references sufficiently French I was scolded by Cecropia for doing it wrong, and I really don't like being wrong.

I will note that I really feel tempted to make flagrantly bad French posts just to resurrect Cecropia from the sepulcher of mockers lost and fallen, but that sort of summoning ritual only works on posters we don't like for the most part.

I will also note that I still have Cecropia on my AIM buddy list, and when I see her online with the prettiness of her face (GOD, why does she have to use that as her buddy icon, seriously?) unmarred by the passage of time, I feel very awkward because it's only a matter of time before I will get drunk when she's online and a six-year conversation hiatus will be formally concluded with her actually blocking me.

Speaking of all that, neither Yammy nor Miss Emma have left me messages on my Yahoo! Voicemail account for a long while.

I really hope that Willie reads that last sentence.

hahaha

Well, if he had outlined his intent in a format agreeing with the Thomist Just War formulation and then just shot the island vassal, it probably would have saved him a great deal of time, walking, and bullets. Also, it would have been technically acceptable by the principles of feudalism so there'd be no grounds for his arrest.

do you think if you'd seen the article before they dismantled the feudalism that it would have given you ideas

Well, if you could declare in a Latin proclamation that "Our sovereign lord, master of this fiefdom, is a total cocksucker and I'm taking over for the good of all the realm and the betterment of Christendom", from which you'd not only get to kill a man but you'd have control of 2 square miles of prime Channel real estate... wouldn't you HAVE to?

yahoo has a voicemail thing? whoa

goodmorning guys I have to open the pool to watch people swim at 5 AM :(

its already 3:40am over hurr :x

DOWN IN LIL OL' ASHDOWN, ARKANSAS

It did back in 2001, and the hip thing amongst the mockers was to get the free voicemail accounts and talk to each other. I remember calling some 1-800 number every half an hour from Sea World payphones to get board updates during a vacation my family took to see my aunt before she died. My aunt wanted to see Sea World one last time, I guess.

But yeah, Yahoo! and Excite both had free voicemail by some technological quirk by which that actually made good business sense for a few months. Even though Excite's was better somehow only Emma or maybe Burdock used that one and the lack of uniformity just FUCKED UP THE SYSTEM. What made it okay was that the robot for Excite's system had a comically sultry voice, just not as comically sultry as Miss Emma's.

emma is (was?) the hottest hamburglar

i don't wanna know what you guys sound like. knowing your first names is weird enough :(

:lol


Ah shit, I read everything that I missed this time

every last thing :(

i have a folder you can borrow some of mine :lol

Creep. >: