Look at that hunk of man.

He could make an eight year old me drink anything.

If I had an edit button I would be really weak right now & go back & NSFW spoiler tag that picture.

Daley Thompson? I know Richard Pryor when I see him!

:van

All them negros look much the same in Illinois.

Not true, sir. We seem to be overrun by mexicans. At least the women are usually gorgeous

Unfortunately, they're always married.

Shit.... maybe I should turn gay.

I'd be perfect as a gay guy if it weren't for the fact that I find all dicks gross even my own >:

ESUOHLIM'S HOT GIRL PICK OF THE WEEK: AGENT SCULLY >:



:nsfw

I refuse to believe that every single website with a picture of Gillian Anderson on it doesn't allow remote linking. :(

I saw the last one fine. Red background, showing her FBI ID.

Are you the guy that fills the urinal with vomit? Surely you can take a whizz without getting an eyefull or missing.

haha @ eyefull of whizz, I meant seeing yer dick ok

I put like seven different ones up and they all show up as a red x on my computer :(

Well, I don't actually refresh the page as often as I could. :(

One time a "gay guy" asked me...

"How could you EVER like boobs? It's just a worthless bag of flesh?"

So I says "And what the fuck is a scrotum?" :badoompssh

Dude, my scrotum houses the reproductive organs that manufacture my gametes. There called "testicles", and they're rather important. I'm sorry to hear you lack them.

I know scrotums are important but , you shoulda met this one.

Jehovah's Witness AND gay.

Gay AND thinks anal sex is "gross"

If I remember right, he may have been squeamish about fellatio also.

Insult the "bag of flesh" I like, I'll insult your personal favorite.


SIR.

Is masturbation wrong? i heard that every time that you do it, you lose vital energy of your soul or something like that

everything sexy is wrong

Britney Spears is wrong

Fucking photobucket >:

EVEN WHEN THE DARKEST CLOUDS ARE IN THE SKY

YOU MUSN'T SIGH

AND YOU MUSNT CRY

SPREAD A LITTLE HAPPINESS AS YOU GO BY