sophomoric mollifications sounds like an achewood fanfiction site

The thing about an achewood fanfiction site is that Onstad would be the only guy to post there. Under fifteen separate accounts all with their own style & obsessions.

GUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Hey America, is it evening yet for any of you? :berniemac

Not yet, I gotta wait for someone else to stop by and hold the camera

Peneperro! :eek

:orgasm

I AM FROM THE YEAR 2196 I HAVE COME TO COLLECT YOUR AWESOME DISC-BASED GAME SYSTEMS. IS PANASONIC YOUR LEADER?

I AM SURFING THE NET.

Ooh, shiny.

Was there an infraction involved in that? :kinky

Also, could you ban Esuohlim until he talks to that girl, else he'll become me or Willie & those positions are filled.

YEAH >: jerks :(

I mean jerk, singular, I think

I kinda just skimmed the whole thing

I think you could do a very good job illustrating a book for children, Gus. Fat_Hippo can suck a choad.

I COULD DO AN AWESOME JOB

I even wrote an entire children's story when I was seven, gots me some credentials

I'm not convinced it would put me into a state of some awe.

Y'see, it was called "Owl Toes", and this owl didn't know what toes were for so he asked the bats, and the bats said they were for hanging upside down so he started hanging upside down with the bats, and when Mister Cat came and ate all of the mean owls he couldn't get to the good owl and the bats because they were upside down, the end

Two years later I would go on to write my magnum opus, Goldilocks and the Three Cannibals, which got my in trouble with my fourth grade teacher, because she hated freedom

That is indeed a children's story. It has a moral and everything.

Better than Goldilocks & the Three Cannibalistic Paedophile Hitlers.

She didn't like my zombie story either >:

"Too violent" my fucking ass, the only people who died were the zombies and I knew for a fact that they didn't count

You can get arrested nowadays for setting zombies/vampire attack story at your school. :eek
The title of which was:
It was set aboard the Enterprise. :x

What?! That's some goddamned bullshit right there

I mean, the story didn't explicitly describe the police department getting slaughtered, and they came back as good zombies later on anyway so I don't get what the big fucking problem was