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Hey Missy, how do crushed hopes taste? :(

like grapes

Are you gonna make hope wine, or are they sour?

chojn is laughing right now whilst he pushes his face agaisent the monitor :(

Is he leaving a sticky face imprint on it?

Gus, I know why you're avoiding this thread. Don't worry, I forgive you.

Anyway, get your anime freak friend a six of Pabst & a VHS copy of the Tom & Jerry movie.

You can hand it to her while sliding across the hood of your car.

Yes, like a woman, I'll forgive you by continuing to mention your broken promises.

They should win the Pulitzer Prize.

They give that for copy and pasting, right? :eek

I had a Black and Mild today.

That was different.

Ew?

What was his name?

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Pub, why do I get the distinct feeling that an "I told you so" alongside the inevitable video clip won't be satisfying at all?

Your gift idea is probably the least shameful, though, I'll give you that

Okay, so, nothing of interest happening today. I'll contribute.



LOOKA WHAT I DONE DID

lol


It tasted like really, really bad coffee with nothing in it. I won't be doing that again, no

Try the apple or vanilla, they're smoother.

You wasted a Guinness.

Mister S, was the talk about having a girlfriend back in 2006 a lie? :(

Was Terra right? :eek

I've wasted a Guinness before. It was sloshed into the glass by the idiot barkeep, making it mostly head. Everyone I was with were underage and I didn't want to get them kicked out for complaining. Serves me right for ordering a draft beer from a shithole college pub that usually only serves alchopops to minors.

NO AND NO

AND IT WAS LATE 2005 :picklehat

THE JESSICA ALBA STUFF FROM BEFORE THEN WAS REAL TOO

I'm not a lesbian....
 

....but i actually got a little moist tonight :love

no, but you are on my ignore list!

Uh

I like my post in this thread.

I'd like if you actually had the guts to post your ugly ass to be honest mock vet :\