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haha maybe i'll play some tf2

pthalatswHia (points to himself and looks around to see who Hickman is adressing)

New Guitarage just came in the post. It looks like this, holla holla.

Why not a hollow body? Do they make hollows?

I'd cut off one of my fingers to see Crystal Castles.

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Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 559073)

If you could quit your job right now what would you go into

My profession of choice would be Ban-happy Internet Forum Moderator.

It is, in my opinion, unlikely that I would need more than five minutes at this task to reach my current life goals.

NOW JIMMY

DO YA WANT AN EXPLOSION, NOW

So doing some shopping today, walked past a 50's diner in the mall. They're playing Barbara ann(bar-bar-bar, barbara ann) First and only thing came to my mind was Surf Ninjas.

So, about a year ago an old woman was burnt to a crisp by the kilns in the sculpture studio at the college.

Apparently, our college president told a faculty member shortly afterwards how hilarious it was that "they found fat on the floor instead of fabric".

She should post here, I think

What exactly does a ******salad look like

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 559164)

T-Rex stop making threads I am as serious as a heart attack

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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 559167)

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Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 559065)

c'mon, you guys, you are talking about The Jeez. Show a little respect, for Christ's sake.

I TOTALLY got that, Max, and I'm sure I'm the only one. :picklehat

Hands up anyone that didn't get it. >:

Proceeding to take Christ's name in vain? Same joke as "watch your fucking language, goddamnit"?

Now that's just silly

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Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 559257)

You can be as serious as you want. He made a topic that you didn’t like, so you whine about it. My heart bleeds for you. A forum is interactive. An extra topic just allows an extra opportunity for conversation, forgive me, I thought that was significant. Instead of taking your little internet job so seriously, maybe you should ask yourself the real question. Why aren’t you sitting down and colouring? That’s what children do, they colour. I bet you’re really good at it too.

The boards are slow. Without new topics shit is mad boring son. We have topics like “Fucking sharks” and “Happy birthday to some guy” and “Cartoons I’d like to ****”. Most of them have no relevant content. All of a sudden “I like Oreos” is crossing the line. Fuck you. Either it's all okay, or none of it's okay Milhouse. Please, explain to me how this thread has done you wrong. You dunce.

I'll probably be banned for this because I've seen how something not even directed at you can cause you to get your panties all bunched up. You can ban T-rex but I haven't broken any rules. You could rationalise it to the "being annoying" one, but if that was such a crime, why would there be an ignore list? Who cares? Oh I forgot, this is all as serious as a heart attack.

>:

:lol Now if everything this guy posted was like the above, he wouldn't be a useless sack of crap. :eek

Also, he's pointing at the fucking cartoons thread as if that was acceptable. I damnwell told you to bin that shit, Mister S. >:

LOOKS LIKE I HIT A NERVE :rolleyes :lol

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Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 559295)

God damn I have to get use to everyone being sensitive on I-Mockery now, which now includes most "vets."

Fuck the vets, MJ. Tear this place apart! >:

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 559312)

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Originally Posted by Spambot

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us. we will be honest to answer your all problem .and welcome to test our honesty.

If you're taking the time to learn BBcode, maybe get a little English in there as well?

Saying that, I do like the idea of someone being testably honest to answer my all problem. ;(

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 559101)

I'd cut off one of my fingers to see Crystal Castles.

My g/f seen em not too long ago.

She said they were amazing, I didn't know you dug em man. Their album is pretty hot :blackamericanidoljudge

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 559313)

Fuck the vets, MJ. Tear this place apart! >:

I don't want to become the new Helm (not that I could :( ), but I'm going to keep teasing and being a sarcastic di*k.

And I want people to do the same with me.

BUT YES SIR, YES SIR

"This just in...go to Hell!"

Hell, the last time I picked a fight was when I drew Colonel Flagg preparing to fuck a dog, need to rile someone else up one last time before I ditch for summer

AND YES PUB I SWEAR TO GOD JESUS CHRIST BEELZEBUB YOU WILL GET THE VIDEO BEFORE I GO