I was debating between watching that with my roommates or going to the bar. Went to the bar. Glad I didn't miss anything.

dude wtf our president's black and shit.

My cats ate my lamb kabob.
:(
Bad kitties.

I'M IN LOVE, GUYS :(


didn't think I'd ever find anyone worth a shit :(

FUCK YOU GUS

:CRY

Would it make you feel worse if I told you that she was gunning for me at the get-go?

Anyway we'll both probably be miserable once she gets bored of me :(

Wait, is this the same girl from before? I forget what the problem was.

Before, as in when? She's replacing another girl that I feel like shit for ditching (even if I did it as nicely as I possibly could).

Anyway, she's just plain better than me in every single way, shape, or form, who's one of those awesome girls who for some insane reason thinks that guys wouldn't be into them

On the positive side, the boyfriend that I'm replacing is a piece of shit of a worthless, fat slug that I'm pissed at for both treating her like crap and then dumping her

But then that means my job from this point forward is to convince her that she can do better than either one of us :(

Post her picture I want to see her boobs

And that's just for you, I'm ripping that shit right off of the internet pretty damned soon

SO SAVE IT NOW, PUB

who isn't here to see it :(


He's just gonna die when he realizes that he missed it :(

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Ida pm'd it to him, I'm not heartless

isn't she a little old for you to save?

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And now he's joined us anyway, so everything's hunky-dory

Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

ARE HER EYES CROSSED >:

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Holy shit, it's Matt Murdock! Run Gus RUN!

She's a jew and thought it would be funny

She's the star swimmer on her team, loves Iron Maiden and laughs at horror movies with me

I don't wanna like someone this much :(

She is cute. I like the whole 'lack of face' in a woman. ;)

At least I showed you more than Esuohlim did of his megacrush



Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone. :(

I can still see it :/

Could you replace that red x with a sketch of the photograph? With Hitchcock standing behind her with his hand on her shoulder? All paternal like.

Actually, I like the sound of that