:pagebrak

Now I find that hard to believe

Seriously, I had a super lame boyfriend in high school. He wasn't interested in sex at all. He thought it would ruin our relationship.
:(

I would totally grab a few drinks with Gus :(

GREASILYGOOOOSED

Not interested in sex with you? Closet case.

That was to CiG, not Sasm, Sam's just for the ladies

Wait, my bad, shrubfest, Sam's just for shrubfest
Sorry man, gotta watch your cover

No Gus, he's just abstinence

Hah, I haven't broken the 13 year goal. yet :(

Most people like to grab drinks with me because I love paying tabs for friends, not necessarily because I'm entertaining company :( >: :(:(

And abstinece people ARE closet cases

Or just ugly and/or stupid

Yeah, he was pretty lame. I can't believe I wasted 5 years with him.
He ended up cheating on me with some girl that was 4'7" and looked pregnant.
BWAHHAHAHAH.
Sex DID ruin our relationship, the lack of it encouraged me to be a cheating slut.
He was a terrible lay anyways.

Well to be fair, we don't know what Cig looked like at 17.

GRISLYGUS IN LIGHT OF NEW INFORMATION I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU AN INVITATION TO GO TO THE BAR.

I'M STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELLHOLE WITH NO WAY OUT

DON'T TRY TO RESCUE ME, JUST SAVE YOURSELF

I had smaller boobies and no tattoos yet.
Thems was my modeling days.

I AM ALSO STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELL HOLE WITH NO WAY OUT. :(

With a schoolgirl outfit? :love

DAMMIT SAM I'M TRYING TO PERV HERE

Wait, which hellhole are you stuck in?

I would totally pay to see Sam in a schoolgirl uniform.

WE CAN CROSS-TUNNEL

MAKE TWO TEAMS SO THAT WE CAN KEEP GOING WHEN THE GUARDS FIND OUT

I'm gonna spend my exchange year in the US, just to hang out with Gus and Sma in the bar :x

VITTU!

It'll be lively, the bars around here are cheap and infested with meth-wielding, cracked out rednecks

AND DER CHUNKY BABBIE MOMMAS

SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED IN THAT INSTANT I AM OVERWHELMED

GRISLYGUS: I AM STUCK IN WILLITS, IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, NO MATTER HOW SHITTY AND BACKWATER YOUR HELLHOLE IS, I ASSURE YOU I HAVE YOU BEAT

CiG: ;)

RANKERI: FINLAND