POOP BOX IS CLEAN!

GOOD JOB

I wish my in-laws weren't visiting this weekend.
:(

Bring them with you when you get the tattoo! Scare them!

They think I'm sweet and a good christian girl, kind of.
Telling Jim's mom about living with crust punks was probably the most fun I've had with them. Other than shopping at the Dollar Tree for VBS stuff.

So, how have they not noticed that you're a hardcore metalhead?

Well they know I love metal, and they know their son plays metal.
They just don't know what we like.
She used to buy him Christian metal stuff, and some of it is pretty good.
They know very very very little and we want to keep it that way.
They don't even know we smoke cigarettes.

Well, that sucks.

Yeah.
At least we only see them like twice a year.
But when they're here it's very stressful.
I'm de-odorizing the smoke smell in our house as we speak.

We used to take all our metal posters and fantasy art down, I refuse to do all that now.

Good. Whatcha got, Frazetta?

That just sounds like a hell of a rude awakening.

I have this oil lamp--that I cannot think of the name for now--that I don't need anymore ;_; that gets the smoke smell out of the house in one burning IF YOU WANT IT

Green Death hangs over our fireplace.
Then one of his movie posters.
Then a whole bunch of heavy metal stuff.

I've always meant to get a print of Sea Monster

Frazetta's just the best. Vallejo tries so hard to bite his style.

HEY CIG YOU WANT ME TO METAL IT UP WHILE YOUR INLAWS ARE INTOWN.

Yes. Yes I do.
And I want pictures.

I fucking spit on Vallejo, man, that shit's ghey

speaking of killing yourself I had a camel wide today and it was fucking delicious

And pass out on my front lawn.
Peeing is optional.

that was the last thing I smoked :(

I'm going to a real tobacconist tomorrow to buy a pack of unfiltered lucky strikes, because I am god damned hardcore

I'll stick with my cowboy killers.
Like a good southern girl.

YOU FUCKING SMOKERS DON'T DO THIS TO ME

Camel man myself