Sup ladies?

I'm supposed to write my own bio for like 4 different places and I can't think of anything relevant to say and I'm bad at this.

SAY THIS: "ASHYRQWNF@#QFSDACASD#%WEASDFSDAGF@#$%WAERFSD"

That's one down, 3 to go.

I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring.

Yeah, the Bio part sucks. Talk about your cancer and how you survived it. People will buy your art. Hell put pink ribbons on the frames! SELL OUT KITSA! IT'S CALLING YOU!

I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole

You sound like one of the "Gits":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyO4tmpPdk

Heh.

This has made me testy.

One magazine bought a picture of one of my closets for $25. I don't think my cancer thing is relevant to it- maybe my OCD thing.

I'M HERE NOW AND GOING STRONG OFF TWO WHOLE HOURS OF SLEEP, LET'S THE DAMN THING. >:

*HUGS*
I HAVE A LARGE SUPPLY OF ALL OF THOSE THINGS, IT IS ALL OF POOR QUALITY, BUT I HOPE IT IS BETTER THAN NOTHING
WHEN DID YOU GET FAT? >:
I AM PRETTY SURE I HAVE ;(

ALSO, NOT THE WORST THING I'VE BEEN INFERED TO SAY TO HER

fuck if i care what you guys say to me

I went to see Stella last night. 3 hour drive. The weather wasn't bad but apparently Erie, Pennsylvania doesn't salt their roads and instead uses sand which causes non-stop slush. After the show I got snubbed by them while getting a poster signed. Not even a hey or eye contact. I'm not impressed.

BUT DID IT MAKE UP FOR GETTING DITCHED BY YOUR SLUTTY SKANK OF A GIRLFRIEND?
AWWW... *NON-BONER HUGS*

Whoops sorry it's hard keeping track of my internet persona :o

WHATEVER YOU FAT HACK OF A MODERATOR.

If you have any suggestions concerning what I could do to make I-Mockery a better place please shoot me an email and let me know!

Hey Guitar Woman, did you find another copy of Pokemon or are you still waiting for me?

FATHOM ZERO

HEY I'M GONNA BE AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I GROW UP

I hate sending out Christmas cards :( It feels like a total waste and do people even keep them?

I STILL HAVE EVERY XMAS AND BDAY CARD GIVEN TO ME >:

I HAVE HOARDER GENES PRETTY MUCH FROM EVERY DIRECTION, SO I BIN AS MUCH AS I CAN, BUT I CAN NEVER GET MYSELF TO DITCH THE CARDS. >:

THEN I LOOK THROUGH THEM AND GENTLY WEEP >:

SAM SAM BOH BAM BANANA FANNAH FOH FAM FEE FIE FOH FAM... SAAAAAM

FATHOM ZERO

I'd let you sleep as much as you want. ;)

SHRUBFEST I WOULD LET YOU SLEEP AND GO TO YOUR LECTURES FOR YOU AND TAKE THE MOST WONDERFUL NOTES AND WHEN I CAME BACK I'D BRING YOU COFFEE OR TEA. :tear