Oh man, that's lame.

I see people cutting steep hills with weed whackers. I'd just let it grow!

I used to, but the cop neighbor liked to call housing police on me. I would let it grow until I got the notice. Get fucked up and cut it down. It'd get so out of control that no mower would stand a chance.

I decided a long time ago that if I ever had a property with a steep hill, I'd tether a goat to it.

If you live in a place like that, there is usually someone nearby who will rent you their goat.

No. I want my own goat. And her name will be Sweet Potato.

What ever floats your goat ^_^

http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/24/nic...ead-of-lotion/ (NSFW possibly?)

The text for a course I'm re-taking changed. The new book is 80 dollars.

I'm pirating it instead. :lol

Why do I get the feeling this kid thought he got a full box of candy sticks. :lol

on with the starch :|

Tony Starch :lol

I saw boxes of Boo Berry and Frankenberry yesterday at the grocery store and got all excited. Got a box of each ($1.99).

Then the bitch packaged them with lightbulbs :(

I'm all oogy about that. I keep picturing microscopic glass shards in my food. The cereal might as well be ruined.

Man, what is it with americans being unable to pack their own groceries? :x

A lot of grocery stores have baggers as well as cashiers at each checkout.

I love those self checkout things. Except when the bagging area has a weight sensor in it. That pisses me off.

Yeah, being a cashier for a long time makes you really judgemental of others' bagging techniques.

So you get to the house before you realize that the bloody ground beef was packaged with the produce or something. In the case of Wal Mart, you get each item in its own individual bag.

walmart with meat and dairy seems very foreign to me. I mean our's has a dry groceries section but I'm not sure if I'd be buying my steaks from them.

At those prices how could you not?! :eek

Usually I try to bag my own stuff because I'm so damn particular (you know, not wanting ant poison in with my bread, not wanting lightbulbs in with food), but sometimes the bagger is too quick for me. In stores where the baggers are working for tips, bagging your own stuff never happens...they'd sooner grab the groceries out of your hands and do it rather than give up that dollar.

In this case, the cashier had one of those turnaround bag stations and was just throwing stuff in as it came up on the belt. I'd put the household cleaners and lightbulbs well away from the groceries as a hint, but she didn't give a rat's ass and just packaged the first of the household stuff with the last of the food.

OH I HATE THAT TO NO END. That's why I only go through them if I have a small number of items.

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION! PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING SECTION!

:maul :maul :maul

THERE ISNT ROOM IN YOUR BAGGING SECTION FOR ALL MY SHIT. SHUT THE HELL UP.

I always have something light that doesn't register, and it tells me to please bag it over and over and over again. And the person in charge of the self-checkouts is bullshitting with someone and never comes over when you try to get his attention.

:/

Tip him to get lost. :lol