Canadian troops didn't get shot at by their muslim battle psychiatrist.

I said I wouldn't mind being Canadian as no relation to what I was saying before that. Sorry.

I'm thinking about putting the pirate bar in front of the couch. :(

according to his cousin/grandmother he was facing severe harassment and so he hired a lawyer and took the harassment up to the army and they just transferred him from D.C to texas and dropped his case, and that transfer led to him being deployed to iraq. he then made appeals to the army to try to get let out of his contract but they wouldn't let him out.

Well there you go.

Sounds like someone needed to MAN UP, SUZIE

I think he was trying to "man up" when he shot all those people.

A real man uses his FISTS

thats faggot talk

ps how ya doin did you ever get those tests ran?

Everything was pretty normal, except a slightly high hemoglobin and platelet count, and slightly low kidney function, but not by much for all of them. They've reccomended me seeing a psychiatrist, which scares me badly, and makes me kinda... detached feeling.
Thank you for asking. :)

STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT MY DAD

Also, I've got low blood pressure, so I guess it flows like ketchup or something I dunno

Who do you think is most likely to snap and kill of i-mockery members one by one in a murderous fit of vengence?

I actually have to think about that. Kahl would be one, if any, but I don't really believe anybody would.

Nah, I don't think it would happen either. Maybe someone that got the shit torn out of them, but no vets.

I bet there is going to be a horror movie in the next year or so based around internet and social networking websites. I am almost sure of it.

no problem lord sappington I was worried about ya

I would probably kill you fathom zero, but its not like it would involve any "Snapping" per se.

Actually I might snap my fingers while I was doing it you know to a relaxing song

Ok fathom zero so if somebody was going to snap a song while they kill you what song would you prefer the most?


couldn't find a picture of him dancing :(

my vote goes to evil robot with myself winning honoruable mention

where has miss dixie been?

I just meant it in a way that most other people are known quantities to me while you aren't.

He's saying you're unstable Kahl.

Kill him for it.

Isnt it always the one you least suspect? Dr. Boogie. That guy is just WAY to relaxed and laid back.

Damn, either of these would make for a great poll.

That's good news, Sappy. :)

Will you stop worrying so much about your health? [probably not]

I don't like having my friends and family having to worry abut me, so I get even more stressed when I start getting sick, or stuff like this. :(

I would like to be tortured while someone whistled Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.

Isn't that torture enough?