FUCKING HELL

After battling some sort of stomach bug for a week, I cannot begin to tell you how big a relief it is that I'm once again pooping solids. :rave

This.

:lol

My little brother says this all the time.

Ugh. I need to get laid. I got cheated on while I was at Basic Training, and now I'm single. I just want to fuck someone :(

haha chojin gave me an infraction for posting in the defestrate the ex thread :lol

what a cocksucker :rolleyes

You should check out this girl who started posting last week, she is dating (read: fucking) many guys :lol

OK seriously though, hit the singles bar man, ladies dig men in the military

Wow really? You must have dropped something special to get busted there

hahaha I got an infraction too, I guess I just should have made some really great fat jokes like Chojin did my bad I guess next time I will do better!

nah its cause chojin has such high standards for ANY posting done on this message board

its funny cause just the other day chojin was like, "ITS NOT REALLY MY KIND OF MODERATOR STYLE TO BE A COCKSUCKER UNLIKE SOME OTHER MODS HONESTLY IM MORE LIKELY TO LIKE CHANGE SOMEBODYS AVATAR OR SIGNATURE TO SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY REALLY FUNNY"

here I wrote a fat joke just for chojin to go post in that thread because that was totally the high point in that thread:

what's black and white and red all over? an interracial couple who got in the way of your cupcakes! :lol

there you go Chojin just for you I wrote you a high quality fat joke

I stayed away from the fat jokes there. I knew they would come from someone and I thought it was just too easy a way to go.

FUCKING SNOW! I HATE SNOW! :explode

:dblpst

Agreed. How bad is it there Colonel?

Depends on where you are - south and east of the city it's 2 feet or more, north and west, a foot plus. We got only about 10" so not too bad, it's just shitty driving where people aren't sure what pedal to push on the freaking floor. We're not used to this crap - not like you folks in sunny Buffalo! :)

This would be just a day in winter for those accustomed to lake-effect snow.

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN BUFFALO :) We seriously have a small dusting of snow. I probably should get a hat and some gloves.

My friend is going to Buffalo. By train and bus. I pity her; she missed her plane.

Yeah, busses are no good.

When do you get your license back Bill?

I can apply for a new one in 1 week from today. :picklehat

Not soon enough. I've had a shitty ass week and need to get out Ohio and drink myself into a coma.

You and me both. Except for the Ohio part. I forgot I'm mascotting for my roommate's hockey team tonight so I need to get beerfaced.

Studying for the SATs makes me feel like shit and i hate it.

Real men don't need no tests.