happy new years eve :D

man 10k, with that bitch i'd hold her down and make her piss on a test in front of a lie detector before I'd believe that shit

They sell DNA kits at Rite Aid as well.

Ah see? You found it without my help :P

I'm not DML, you queermo ;<

I was referring to when you asked me where the third thread was in the thread in loveline. But thanks for that pointless insult anyway

Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.

Totally :lol

Yeah, I saw those tests in the drug store and I was all "WTF?" Now I know WTF

I have never seen one myself (never had cause to look for one either thankfully)

They were next to my anal lube

If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?

I think it's a fairly new product.

Because "You are NOT the father" moments are epic. That and the cashing in your 15 minutes of fame thing.

In Maury Povich Russia, DNA test pays you.

lol, I'm so high I can barely keep my eyes focused :(

I don't think I've ever felt better in my life, why is this punishable by law again?

You got it. Selling. As in $$$$$$. Or in most of their cases, $.

Maury kind of creeps me out. In some respects it's sleazier than Springer.

It's the sweaters. He looks like a creepy grampa or something.

IDK last time I saw Springer it was a circus with legless freaks and midgets.

IT'S YO BABY ITS YO BABY

Maury is great.

e: oh and theres a blue moon tonight or sumpin ps

yep, next one will be in 028

oh THAT'S what you meant by blue moon beer making money

maybe i'll get some then

THE FUCKING MOOOON

dude