what's hurtin' dix

I'm hard pressed to find anything that can top a night of Bud Ice and ESPN's Cheap Seats.

well my horrible infection is looking better but my antibiotics make my skin feel like it's on fire and i'm horribly swollen. i can barely open my eyes. i haven't been able to eat in days (i'm attempting chicken noodle soup right now), nothing has any flavor and after a bite or 2 i just don't feel like trying to finish anything. also the antibiotics i'm on causes horrible body aches so i'm extremely tender and sore, not to mention my lymph nodes all over are painfully swollen. i'm just not doing too well
:(

Seems like everyone is just doing absolutely horrible this time of the year.

I'm feeling pretty good, Chief. I don't have much, but it means I don't have much to lose.

You only have your sanity to lose, but who knows ^.^;

i know i bitch and complain all the time, but in reality i should be fine. all my "institutions" are in order, im in my final semester of school working on a project that i designed and feel that its the best work ive done my entire degree, ive started seeing this girl i started to dig last semester, i make a decent amount of money, see my friends regularly, etc etc.

im just never satisfied :(

You think it's the human condition bullshit or are you legitimately unsatisfied? If you are, maybe you should explore new things.

I sound like an asshole.

i guess a bit of both. i get super anxious about stuff. there's a lot of work ahead of me in school and its scary, this happens every semester though. also, the girl im "with" is holding back a lot and its a tad frustrating, but im so into her and don't have any other girl interests so im pursuing her.

im a walking contradiction

NEVA 4GET :D

It wasn't funny four years ago and it isn't funny now.

it's not the same thing dumbass.

What, the chargin' mah lazer joke? Yeah, it is. Though I suppose I shouldn't expect much from you.

Here's an idea, why don't you post something funny for once?

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

:rolleyes

:rolleyes

OH MY GOODNESS AREN'T YOU RANDOM AND SO IN YOUR FACE

ASK THE AVATAR, PAL

That's just sad. I'm sure that you could come up with something even more wacky.

I'm afraid you're going to have to make an appointment if you'd like to talk to her, sorry
just put a word in with her secretary, I'm sure they can come up with something.

What, you're still on about your little cartoon girl? Come on, post another outrageous image that someone else made years ago.

:domosleep
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/
eh, you go look yourself. I'm too lazy.

Is that why you haven't slashed your wrists yet?

I hope everyone's doing better today. LOVE YOU ALL PIMP NASTY.