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I need to lose me some pounds too. Carrying baby carseats has my arms better again though. My body frame is lithe to begin with so I have popeye arms.

Colonel Flagg

Mar 28th, 2011 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 716308)

I need to lose me some pounds too.

I thought breastfeeding was supposed to take care of that. :confused

Kitsa

Mar 28th, 2011 01:22 PM

Those stupid seats, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that crap anymore.

Chojin

Mar 28th, 2011 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 716308)

Carrying baby carseats has my arms better again though.

yeah brah curl those heavy baby seats. gotta feed them 5" pythons.

Colonel Flagg

Mar 28th, 2011 10:22 PM

Trademark that sucker, Bill. It could be bigger than P90X. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 29th, 2011 09:16 AM

Speaking of which. I don't know what my girlfriend falls asleep to overnight but there is always something stupid on the same channel in the morning when I wake up. This morning it was a weird ab crunch informercial where they working ab crunching on the beach. Zombie nation was playing in the background.....then sandstorm by derude kicked on right after.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 29th, 2011 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 716328)

yeah brah curl those heavy baby seats. gotta feed them 5" pythons.

They're also like 14 INCH PYTHONS born from MONSTER MOUNTAIN.

Pub Lover

Mar 29th, 2011 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 716176)

Ban

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Originally Posted by MLE (Post 716347)

Uh guys, doesn't this count as a ban circumvention? Again? He's been banned twice now. On two other accounts.

Just say'n.

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 716358)

are you kidding? fartin's pretty much the cause for that rule in the first place

i just never give enough of a shit to do anything about it :picklehat

He is playing off the fact that using my face as an avatar makes one immune to being banned. Don't fall for it! :eek :ban

Tadao

Mar 29th, 2011 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Destiny (Post 716363)

I'm just saying happy birthday because it's polite. :)

So yeah, you don't really mean it, you're just using someones happy occasion to try to look cool. Rude.

Tadao

Mar 29th, 2011 11:12 AM

Also, fuck you Wompti. :eek

Womti

Mar 29th, 2011 12:10 PM

Spoilers!

kahljorn

Mar 29th, 2011 04:06 PM

I came home from school yesterday and there was a note and my girlfriend left me :(

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 29th, 2011 04:20 PM

Awwwwwwwwwww :( :( :( :(

What happened?

Tadao

Mar 29th, 2011 04:29 PM

Were you guys legally married? I hope not, things get messy. Also, sorry dude. :(

kahljorn

Mar 29th, 2011 04:53 PM

i dont really know what happened... things have just been tough and we've been bickering a bit, but we didn't really have a mjor fight or anything. think she's just unhappy.

thanks guys :( she wasn't just my wife but my best friend and now I'm so sad and lonely :(

Fathom Zero

Mar 29th, 2011 05:08 PM

So I made a Reuben just now and it turned out pretty good.

You should do that. Sandwiches are a good way to feel good about a shite day.

Pub Lover

Mar 29th, 2011 05:23 PM

Mister Jorn, your lady may have been kidnapped by stalker girl. :eek

Tadao

Mar 29th, 2011 05:24 PM

Don't buy any Hizzy. I'd hate to think of you as a dead thing.

Colonel Flagg

Mar 29th, 2011 05:26 PM

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