Milhouse backwards is always the lucky one.

ass play rocks

rocks play ass

And that wins the award for post of the year intended for an audience of one :lol

:lol I've never been called an alpha male till now. I don't think he knows what it means.

:(

I need to clear things up a bit to say I'm not exactly jealous, more or less chuckling at the thought of not making the "female" list. Whether it was the actual thought or just the argument's-sake thought.

Hahaha, I totally meant G W Tits. instead of Gx2 Tats :(

Happy Real Birthday Phoenix Gamma.

does that make you aspies

I randomly came down with a fever at work, which sparked a major vertigo attack. I realized something was very wrong when the deli slicer started vibrating in my vision. Now I've been pretty much immobile in my bed. Fun times.

<3

I'm working a morning shift today sadly, but my manager is coming back from vacation, and she bakes for us on a regular basis. I'm hoping she remembers and brings me something special <3

I got into my first argument with a customer yesterday, though. He was some old man who didn't understand what the fuck he wanted ("I want a thing for my blackberry for when I'm in the car. It's a $95 thing you guys just came out with! I read it in Consumer Reports!") I was explaining to him that we only have two options to take calls with a phone (earbuds with a mic or a bluetooth headset) but he was old and cranky and told me I was "a real shitty salesman."

"Actually, sir, I'm a demonstration specialist. And employee of the month".

Fuck old people >:

You'll always be a human female to me

Who do we think would win in a real life fight to become i-mockery alpha male?

:lol I used to hate people who came in like that. People who read the farmers almanac were annoying too.

I went to the gym yesterday so I'm nominating myself dominating everybody else.

And I'm glad the "one" appreciated it. :rock

I think Pub should have something to say about that. :eek

You make my list, for what that's worth.

Well, considering there's a substantial percentage of basement-dwellers... It'd be a pretty lop sided match.
But we all know the real alpha male

I WOULD be all smug about these IRL alpha male shenanigans if it weren't for the fact that Chojin is well on his way to being @#$!ing ripped like Hugh Jackman

I'D BACK WILLIE UP, THOUGH

HIT CHOJIN WITH A 2 x 4 SPLATTERHOUSE STYLE WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING, SEE IF THAT WORKED

I may be wiry but I have a very high pain threshold. I think it would be between Chojin and 10k though.

helm

THIS FORUM DOES NEED MORE FEMALE MIND GAMES