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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 728491)

I'm pretty sure a lady on my street is a spook. Her lawn is never cared for, and we never see her enter or leave her house; just sometimes, the lights are back on. I think that she has an elaborate underground tunnel system to get to her headquarters.
Or other people's houses....
Dun dun duuuuuun
Am I funny yet, guys?
Guys?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spook

Maybe she has a whole railroad >:

I stand by my racial slur

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 728395)

:rock

ugh. i had some single-malt whiskey last night and it was fucking terrible.

That slur would explain why that UK spy show was renamed MI-5 for US broadcast.

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 728491)

you are going to be the homer to faulkner's emily

:/

My kid just yelled "Fuck! Dammit!" at the malfunctioning playstation. I might need to tone it down a bit IRL :(

Your kid's Playstationing? Good on you.

She knows she puts a movie in and usually something happens. Only, communications are sometimes slow between the PS3 and the TV and often nothing at all happens. She was frustrated.

She's not playing games or anything, she's only a little younger than 1 1/2.

Ahh. It's a ripe age. I was sticking Batman figures into the VCR then.

I'm still doing that to this very day!

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 728575)

you are going to be the homer to faulkner's emily

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And dammit chocjin single malt isn't for shot drinkers

Damnit Gus get your cunt over to chess, I've been waiting 40 hours

GW hoed me over big time and I lost my queen within the first three moves :(

Slide guitars give me a bonars

Internet's gettin' cut off. See y'all.

worrrrrd

srs homo porblems

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 728590)

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Has anyone explained the pickle system to Guz yet?

My dentist's car sort of spontaneously combusted in the parking lot. These are the pictures their office published.

I feel bad :( He's a really nice guy. Fortunately no one was hurt and the fire department was right across the street.

Did he annoy the IRA by any chance?

Spoilers!

Not that I know of. Like I said, nice guy.

When I worked in the ER, we didn't care if people stole our pens. Usually they took them to sign a form and bled all over them, and that did wonders for our wanting them back.

Those were like cheap BICs, right?