Man, and I thought that using chloraseptic lozenges/spray was a bad experience! Well it's good that you're doing better!

Oh god damn it, I thought you were talking about an actual drink. :lol
Looks like I need to go to the hospital more! :lol

Don't. Hospitals are horrible places that smell like antiseptic and death, plus if you're under the influence of any kind of hallucinogen you're going to see the hospital in a light that makes their depiction in the film Jacob's Ladder seem like something out of a Disney movie.

HELL YES

OH MY HAIRY CHRIST.

My laptop is still not back from the menders.
Husband broke his and needs all the drivers reinstalling.
Borrowed Mammas=Bluescreen.

I'm now at the library. This is horrid. I'm on work placement next week. Te details come via email. Ballsacks.

Ugh, shrub, that sucks. I'm sorry.

this girl sounds kinda cool

She most likely wanted to be in the middle of a double Gus sandwich.

Some guy I know is convinced, after watching a tv program on it, that the universe is a simulation, and God is a programmer. His reasoning: Look very closely at something. Everything is pixelated.

that is sad

Yes, of course. :)

I fortunately have avoided this particular slice of loveliness. Not for much longer, however. :(

Very glad your GB is OK. Now make them fix what ails you! >:

He must be great fun at parties. :hypno

Sounds like the beginning of a serious slide into wonderful world of schizophrenia! Better do something quick before he decides to stick it to the matrix by going on a killing spree.

Thanks, ColFlagg...basically, it just sort of feels as if my stomach either has a pile of rocks in it, or like it has a cigar stubbed out in it. I think that they were like "aha, fatwoman with a baby, must be gallbladder". WELL, NOT ALWAYS.

They sent me home with a Gastro referral and a supposition that it was an ulcer from my lifelong, arthritis-necessary Excedrin use. Also, I can't have caffeine, peppermint or chocolate, which neatly disposes of basically my entire sustenance up to this point.

I can understand that they'd want you to avoid chocolate and caffeine, but why peppermint? I thought peppermint was supposed to be soothing to digestive problems.

He must have keener eyesight than me. I can't see the pixels. What with them being atomic. :eek

Supposedly nicotine, caffeine, chocolate and peppermint do some sphincter-relaxing in there and allow gastric acids to seep up into the esophagus.

(protip for anal aficionados, I guess...ply your partner with coffee and, I don't know, cigs and york peppermint patties or something)

I would be incapable of living on th... No, wait. I'd be fine. Alcohol. :picklehat

No wonder I like taking it up the arse so much. :eek

Well that would explain why so many of my gay friends smoke... and do amyl nitrite.

I would hate to live in Australia, but I'd rather be there than the US. :antiamerican

That was supposed to quote something.

I would hate to live in The US, but I'd rather be there than Mexico or Finland. :antiplaces

I'm not even sure why I got so riled to post. A guy likes where he lives despite it being a bit shitty in some ways. Good for him. I don't even want to be alive most days.

Idk, when I was recently out of the country it wasn't the Americans being obnoxious tourist assholes.

Have I mentioned that lately?