You don't really need a 'real date' to get laid, so SHAKE DAT MONEYMAKER

She'll be all "So next question: what's the statute of limitations on this crime" and you'll be all like "There's a statute of limitations on my balls, baby" and then you'll wink and it'll be awkward while you both try to figure out what the fuck you meant by that, exactly










Hot

AND THEN YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE IN HER ASS.

KHAL, YOU WONDERFUL PETER PAN SLUT, YOU

ill try guys but if she gets mad im telling her people on the internet told me to say it to get laid and eat her ass out

YEAH, DO IT KAHL.

DONT PUT ME IN THE SAME BOAT AS PETER PAN SLUT

PETER PAN SLUT IS BOSS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

GAVE ME THE BEST BLOWJOB I EVER GOT

Except that he was an asian nude model at the time, not sure how he managed that

WAIT, WHAT?

IF I WAS TRYING TO BLOW COCKS MAYBE I WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT BEING PETER PAN SLUT

BUT IM TRYING TO LICK ASS AND EAT CHIPS

BLEW YOUR FUCKING MIND THERE, DIDN'T I




Already posted about it once after great inner deliberation, nobody noticed :lol:lol:lol

GREASYGUS, PLEASE TELL ME THIS STORY. :(

hahahahahahaha, oh man, I think I still have some drawings of him somewhere

hang on, seriously. lemme check the portfolio pile

Dude wtf, he's not here. I am seriously way more distressed than I should be. I went through the entire pile

I'm going to tear this whole fucking house apart, I don't care what time it is>:

Oh my god, ha ha I found them

they're a lot crappier than I remember

I WAS NINETEEN, NOT MY FUCKING FAULT

NSFW

Why is his dick coming out of an asshole?

MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.

THAT WOULD ACTUALLY jUST BE ME SUCKING AT DRAWING AT THE TIME

ONCE AGAIN, NINETEEN

I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW HOW HE PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT LIKE THAT:lol

THIS WAS RIGHT AROUND WHEN I WAS DRAWING 'DOOGAN'




I THINK

hha that guys penis is small

Didn't really matter to me, not what I was interested in. Besides, he was a sweetheart :(:(:(

And I was kind of a piece of shit, now that I think about it





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