Can't see all the detail since my camera was 100 bucks about 4 years ago. My roommate is the one with all the cool cameras and accessories.

Holy shit! He's better than the salami and the bologna combined! :rock

My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.

I've worked at an mental health clinic (asylum). Did I make a thread about my stories? If not, I should have... there were a few good ones in all the crazy. But yeah, they do tend to have kind of a no bs policy. I didn't deal with any self-admits but once you are in there they want to do everything to make sure you are well and not going to be a danger to yourself / others. Then again things may be a little different where I was any how.

Also, k0k0 love the idea of the cheese tattoo. Man, it's been ages since I've seen that show.

I remember you saying a few things about work, but Newman is throwing me off.

I remember someone telling me the shaving cream was actually dinosaur sperm when I watched that movie for the 408738758347953874598374th time. I lol'd.

Edit: Or it might've been whipped cream. I don't member.

:double entedre

I expected that.

One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."

Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter.

:lol

I love when my parents do that

vents *blown* out, hard to concentrate when there's a pooping toddler in the vicinity :(

Hey GW, Actor Game's waiting. On the double, son

fucker

I know right. I feel like I'm in line to use the bathroom and there's nothing but ladies in front of me. (no offense ladies, but you're slow)

Maybe he's busy trying to find someone to hold his PURSE haha just kidding let's give the ladies a hand :picklehat

THAT THREAD MADE ME REMEMBER HOW THE PROPHECY WAS MY FAVORITE VIGGO MORTENSON MOVIE EVER AND THAT NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS HE WAS EVEN IN IT. THANK YOU YOUTUBE FOR BEING AT MY BECK AND CALL:

Should we just skip him? You know he is going to give me David Tennant.

I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today

Also, David Tennant has like one movie, I'd pick someone we can actually do the thread with.

If yer gonna skip yer turn then send the next poster after you their actor/acrtess

:rolleyes

70 percent of the time we'll just piss in the corner on the way in.

I love the big splashes on either side of the urinal. It's so true.

I've had friends who have had actual pissing contests to try and get the ceiling wet when drunk.

:pagebrak