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kahljorn Nov 12th, 2011 05:20 PM

or maybe he used shotglasses

executioneer Nov 12th, 2011 05:32 PM

shotglasses would also be liquid measure/volume

unless he's talking about something other than actual pizza sauce i'm still confused

k0k0 Nov 12th, 2011 05:35 PM

I had the can of 8 ounces of tomato paste. The recipe also called for 8 fluid ounce of water. So I figured I could use the same can that the tomato paste came in to measure the water, since it was also 8 ounces. Didn't know there was a difference and it was like liquid pizza sauce.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 12th, 2011 05:39 PM

How did it taste though?

executioneer Nov 12th, 2011 05:46 PM

edit: are you sure you used tomato PASTE? those are usually 6 oz cans not 8 oz

k0k0 Nov 12th, 2011 06:10 PM

Fuck, you're right. I used tomato sauce. I just totally fucked up my pizza because I picked up sauce instead of paste. No wonder it tasted so fucked up even though it was watery. I cook like once every month or two, so my skills at this are bad.

executioneer Nov 12th, 2011 06:16 PM

happens to the best of us dude

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2011 07:22 PM

Why would you use a recipe for anything but the dough?

Kitsa Nov 12th, 2011 09:10 PM

1) Start making french pizza, better anyway

2) Get yoself one of these.

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2011 12:18 AM

Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

Much thanks goes out to nobody ever for the recommendation

Also I'm going to hella start playing Morrowind soon

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2011 12:21 AM

Without emoticons that looks like a GW post :x

k0k0 Nov 13th, 2011 12:22 AM

10kv ghost recommended them a while back. I never recommended them due to Gogol reminding me of an ex girlfriend. They were her favorite band and I can't stand them now because of that.

executioneer Nov 13th, 2011 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 749516)
Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

Much thanks goes out to nobody ever for the recommendation

unless you count glowbelly like a couple years ago

executioneer Nov 13th, 2011 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 749269)
goin to my fav el salvadorean place + maybe karaoke

hey guess what we went back to her place instead of karaoke

where i proceeded to put exactly zero moves on her

what base is getting a hug, is that like a foul ball or like getting beaned so hard you have to go tot he hospital or something

i wonder if i could kill myself by banging my head against this desk repeatedly

kahljorn Nov 13th, 2011 07:44 AM

its the it was the first date and you didnt sex her itll prolly be ok base unless she really just wanted to get fucked base

when your pizza sauce is watered down you can just simmer it longer and the water will evaporate :O :O :O :O :O

k0k0 Nov 13th, 2011 12:35 PM

If she invites you to her house, that means she wants some meat in her oven usually. This is just a setback though. You can fix it next date, or the one after that. Or the one after that....just whenever she decides to make her move because you're going too slow.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 13th, 2011 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 749516)
Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

Much thanks goes out to nobody ever for the recommendation

Also I'm going to hella start playing Morrowind soon

Their new album is kinda meh compared to the last two.

k0k0 Nov 13th, 2011 01:10 PM

Maybe milhouse backwards likes them now that their music is lame. I could see there being people who only like bands now once they go lame. Like saying "I hated metallica until their most recent shit." or "Fucking britney spears was terrible until her last few albums". That would actually be pretty funny. "Queen was shit until Freddy Mercury died. Then it got awesome."

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2011 02:54 PM

I've only listened to the first album so far. LIKE OCD WOULD PERMIT ME TO DO IT ANY OTHER WAY :rolleyes

And I remember Glowbelly talking about Gogol Bordello but I thought it was more about wanting to fuck Eugene Hutz :(

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2011 03:09 PM

they're boring

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 13th, 2011 03:16 PM

The green album is pretty good too.

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 04:21 PM

gogol bordello suck

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 749528)
hey guess what we went back to her place instead of karaoke

where i proceeded to put exactly zero moves on her

what base is getting a hug, is that like a foul ball or like getting beaned so hard you have to go tot he hospital or something

i wonder if i could kill myself by banging my head against this desk repeatedly

lol willie i'm in like the same position as you. i have no idea how to be cool with this punk rock chick and i feel like i am not making any progress at all and all i want to do today is do a lot drugs so i forget how much of a fuck up i am. or die

instead i will make really feeble attempts at getting my homework done

why is it that the girl i'm really interested in keeps ignoring me and the one i have no interest in constantly contacts me and wants to talk on skype and probably wants my boner. why is god such an asshole

oh wait god doesnt exist nvm

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 04:29 PM

hey milhouse instead of listening to garbage people make faux carnival music or w/e listen to this it's really good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQ6DLwV9CI

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2011 05:03 PM

Quote:

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I got dry humped in a convenience store, are you fuckheads jealous


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