Goku Rings

man you people in other countries speak some weird ass english

We developed English 2.0 after exporting the first model.

It is your own fault for not paying for the upgrade.

I say as if I think being non-rhotic isn't really stupid.

There is a whole list of words that I think are homonyms when they ain't.

So dumb.

I watched a bearded man with no pants shoot up junk in my front yard this morning.

So that happened. yeah.

jesus shit

I AINT PAYIN YOUR OPPRESSIVE TARIFS

go kings

:(

I was leaving the mall today and saw this next to my car.

I don't even know where to start >:

Start by breaking the ice you stud ;) ;)

GO KINGS

Go wild, Tadao. Happy looting.

lemme have a diablo sandwich, a dr. pepper, and make it fast

i'm in a goddamn hurry

My dad is there.

sup guys

KINGS

I BET KEVIN SMITH IS ALL FAT AND SAD NOW

I'D MAKE THAT BET ON ANY DAY

Kings fans aren't the rioting type, but I keep seeing nigggers in Lakers jerseys hanging around Staples center just waiting for the right moment to burn shit down.

Fucking hate the Laker fans.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BLOWN A FAT NUT ON DAT GRILLE

So does every basketball fan not from Los Angeles.

Holy shit. I was reminiscing about Ye Olde Internet days and "chatting.com" came to mind. Lo and behold, it still exists, and not very different from its original form. Can't fucking believe it's the exact same as it was in 1998.

True to form, when you indicate female-ness, the screen instantly fills with blurry candy-colored "whispers" from people with names like humiliateme6969 and tz2plz.

Sounds like my kind of site ;)

I hope The Hanson Brothers come play at a bar down here were the Stanley Cup is being held. That would be all kinds of fun.

I don't really expect a straight answer from you guys, but is there any good way besides banging a stranger to help get over an ex faster? I'm really starting to fall into another pit.

The Hanson Brothers? Didn't they do that one song that was literally just them saying "Do-whop" for like four minutes? That then somehow became a pop hit?
Fucking nineties, man

Ugh.