WOULD YOU LET JESSICA ALBA TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST? :x

PROBABLY ;X

OKAY MAYBE NOT I GUESS IT DEPENDS

WOULD SHE HAVE CLEAN POOP? I IMAGINE SO BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, YA KNOW?

that could be a good photoshop contest :) if you had serious homo problems

COOL

I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT JESSICA ALBA ONLY POOPS RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE! :(

BUT SHE PISSES ACID LIKE THE MONSTER IN ALIEN! :(

IF THEY GAVE OUT PRIZES TO THOSE PEOPLE WITH SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS, HAVE NO FEARS MISTER MOWLER, YOU WOULD BE IN THE FINALISTS!

HEY I GOT A QUESTION FOR ALL THE GUYS

WHICH SHOULD HANG LOWER, THE PENIS OR THE SACK?

OH MAN, DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS! :(

THE DICK SHOULD BE WAY LOWER, UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PENIS PUPPET GUYS AND YOU'VE STRETCHED YOUR SACK SO YOU CAN FIT IT OVER YOUR HEAD. :(

dudes

WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE I DONT KNOW I WATCH A LOT OF PORN AND THEIR SACKS HANG LOWER THAN THEIR PENISES. AND YOU KNOW, I HAVENT SEEN MANY DICKS OTHER THAN THEIRS SO I WASNT SURE. I THOUGHT MAYBE MY BALLS HADN'T DROPPED OR SOMETHING I WASN'T TOO SURE YA KNOW? :[

AND BTW NO MY PENIS HANGS LOWER THAN MY TESTICLE SACK, ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS COLD, CAUSE I BARELY EVEN HAVE A SACK WHEN ITS COLD :[

OH AND MY FRIEND WOODY CAN STRETCH HIS SACK UP TO HIS BELLY BUTTON :(

oh no...

WE'RE NOT TALKING ERECT PENISES ARE WE?

HE MUST GET INVITED TO ALL THE PARTIES!

AND THEN GET ALL THE LADIES AT ALL THE PARTIES!

THIS ISN'T WOODY AS IN JUTTIN, RIGHT?

NO NOT ERECT PENISES AND NO NOT JUTTIN AND NO HE DOESN'T GET LADIES CAUSE HE'S GAY SO YEAH HE GETS GUYS

UNDERSTANDABLE. :(

THIS CAKE HAS WAYY TOO MUCH ICING ON IT. :(

HAHA, THE POWER OF SUGGESTION! :eek

IT WASN'T EVEN MEANT FOR YOU!

ARE YOU TRYIN TO START SHIT, SON? >: