i just ate 5 WAFFLES with syrup and im so stuffed but i need some milk really bad my mouth is dry :x

ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT FROM ALL THE DRUGS YOU TAKE? :rolleyes

Tru dat.

GARRRRFIELDDDDDD!

Apparently it's because he feels unloved here, and has finally succumbed to your daily mockings.


Go, You!


Seriously, that's pretty much what he told me :/

If Pub Lover talks to you then I can completely understand why he has no will to live.

GADZOOKS! WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?!

who comes to a place called 'mockery' to feel 'loved'. that's just wrong.

oh man, internet dramas!

Haha, you said "feel loved".

I'm sorry Juttin, but before you can perform your comedy here you have to finish your homework.

Read the following poem and answer each question in a paragraph.

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up--for you the flag is flung for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

1. Who is the Captain, and why is he acting the way he is?
2. What feelings this this poem bring up?
3. When Uncle Jesse went back to high school on Full House what did he believe this poem meant? What did you think this poem meant?
4. Do you believe that playing a video game with Chojin gives you Idiot Immunity?
5. Define the word mournful.

All these metaphors make my head spin. And not in a good way.

1. The protagonist's father
2. None
3. Probably something that had Fonzie in it
4. I don't get the reference :(
5. Mournful-feeling or expressing sorrow or grief; sorrowful

He's referring to RAN, ya looney.

I said paragraphs, eric matthews.

Fuck you, MR. Feeny!


:(

I have a confession.

Don't go gay on me, boy >:

Crap, I forgot my confession. I'll think of it later.

It's about Abe Lincoln, by the way...

Walt Whitman was gay, he had a young man slave...what a badass.

Actually, my English teacher described him as "pansexual", like he could get aroused from absolutely anything. She provided the mental image of walking outside and popping a boner from the wind.

He seems like the type...

Thanks to whoever changed my avatar it's pretty rad

There wasn't a post here on Monday? BLASPHEMY.

here's a post for you, asshole >: