Be sure to make them as fucked up as possible,
I found a kids' one for that exact purpose

ALSO,

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At least I didn't wuss out as badly as your father.

I agree

But, all trauma aside, you are a pussy. >:

I mean, COME ON, King of Mock Wars :rolleyes
I don't like fighting punching bags with white-out >:

Can you back up and explain honorable internet combat to me, chunkster?

YOU HAVE THE POWER!

(To edit my posts)

Hey now, buddy, who's editing your posts? No-one's editing your posts, grumpypants. That happened one day and I'd like to think we're past that in our relationship.

WAIT WAIT IM SORRY :(

NO! PLEASE SPARE ME THE AGONIZING TASK OF HAVING TO LOOK AT ANOTHER CRAPPY "WACKY" PHOTOSHOP :(

You're getting pretty worked up there, big guy. Why don't you go start the tub and take a hot bath? I'll go fetch your Crisco inhaler.

THIS HOUSE ISN'T A HOME. >:

I'M GETTING A DIVORCE >:

Hahaha Willie that was the funniest thing ever

In any, annoying, prolonged, sarcastic case,
the Mad-Libs must go on

oh man, when did Mock Wars start?

I also must say I find it adorable that you're using a picture of me in 'wacky' attire as your new avatar, as if I'd taken it by accident or something.

There's pictures of me in women's underwear on the site too. I would be really, really embarrassed if you were to find them!

Is
Am
Or

Those are adjectives, right?

Well, duh. I couldn't find a pic of you thinking the pants were cool, so I went with the one where you thought it'd be HIGH-LARIOUS
to wear said pants

Oh and fuck you, fat man. Don't act like you didn't start to get aches all up and down your baby gherkin moments ago to derail the mad libs in the first place.

I remember it differently, my SUPERCOOL WHITE-AZN FREND

Unless that little shitfit you threw there was a mini-lib all to itself, I would have to argue that you remain fat, and wrong.

You can't backtrack now, you were just about to become the cool kid.

OH,

and by Asian, I mean,
" Wow. I reallly wish I was born in Japan :( . WAIT! I got an idea!
I'll Dye my hair to a Japa-Techno Shade,
I'll get cool PINK Japa-Techno Raver pants,
and post pictures of my awesome self on the internets"

Take juttins posts and make a lawstrip!

IN ANY REPETIVE CASE, MADLIBS WILL CONTINUE
(I'll save my case for Mock Wars.)

I need,

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200 pages away from 1000 now! yay.

There's an idea. Juttin couldn't get a decent lawstrip INTO his posts, so maybe we can get one OUT of his posts.

OH OHOHOH, HOHOH!
Yes preez do telling of how we asian wishes to be born in Japan and dye-a our haare-a.

Edit: Guess I should have quoted Juttin for that to make any sense