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Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2009 12:38 PM

I'd take you.

Even though I'm broke.

RaNkeri Feb 14th, 2009 12:53 PM

Smooth :rolleyes

HickMan Feb 14th, 2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 613607)
How is this supposed to help you secure our nation?

The bad dvds I'll just put in my M16 and shoot at the terrorists duh. Haven't you played revolution x? :rolleyes

Tadao Feb 14th, 2009 02:11 PM

:lol

Kitsa Feb 14th, 2009 02:17 PM

lol thanks

oh well, it'd probably be really crowded anyway and crowded theatres ruin it for me.

Tadao Feb 14th, 2009 02:21 PM

Cause she would want to blow you in the theater ;)

kahljorn Feb 14th, 2009 02:45 PM

Quote:

I'd take you.

Even though I'm broke.
lol reminds me this guy i know who recently went out on a date with a girl to a nice restaurant and when it came time to pay he was all, "i actually don't have enough money for this, but I'll get the movie!" so she paid, and then he took her to the dollar theater.
haha.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 14th, 2009 05:03 PM

That's awesome. I asked this girl to the movies a few weeks ago. Her friend was with her and was all like "Well, if you're taking my friend and paying for her ticket you have to take me too!."

I was like "Sorry baby, I only have two free tickets"

RaNkeri Feb 14th, 2009 05:08 PM

Did it turn out well?

kahljorn Feb 14th, 2009 05:39 PM

What an audacious hobag!

last i checked the two from my story are moving in together :O :O this is the same guy that PUNCHED SOMEBODY THROUGH A NEWSPAPER
CLASSIC

Tadao Feb 14th, 2009 05:54 PM

He sounds like a fun guy to hang around with. The guy who makes people laugh.

10K, you should have given her a cock block badge.

RaNkeri Feb 14th, 2009 05:56 PM

oh my, I'm bleeding

kahljorn Feb 14th, 2009 05:57 PM

GOOD CALL TADAO

Tadao Feb 14th, 2009 05:58 PM

I hope you blood clots!










and then travels to your heart and causes you palpitations!

Tadao Feb 14th, 2009 05:58 PM

THANK YOU KAHL I CALL EM AS I SEE EM!

Kitsa Feb 14th, 2009 06:44 PM

I only went to the movies with one guy outside of a longterm relationship situation.

I was at India Fest. I was headed for the theatre to watch Yeh Dillagi. A desi guy caught up with me and asked if I was going to watch the movie, which I thought was obvious. He followed me into the theatre and took the seat next to mine.

Ten minutes later, he turned to me and said, "Do you have a boyfriend?" I said yes. He got up and left.

Aaaaaaaaaand scene.

Sam Feb 14th, 2009 06:46 PM

I DON'T GIVE IT OUT FOR FREE.

RaNkeri Feb 14th, 2009 06:46 PM

:lol

Kitsa Feb 14th, 2009 06:52 PM

Today's valentine gift of custom-painted nesting dolls was well-received, but the lacquer never lost its aroma and you can practically get high off the fumes. Guess it's the gift that keeps on giving :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 14th, 2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 614081)
What an audacious hobag!

last i checked the two from my story are moving in together :O :O this is the same guy that PUNCHED SOMEBODY THROUGH A NEWSPAPER
CLASSIC

I took a sip ot green tea right before I read that, almost went all over my keyboard.

Aaarg Feb 15th, 2009 12:02 AM

i believe i made an error in judgement.

taking a trip to morgantown tomorrow afternoon. i am bringing a friend, who needs to be back at a particular time tomorrow night.

upon speaking to ashley, i was led to believe that if i were spending the night, i'd be getting some ass.

and maaaaaaan i miss those tits.

HickMan Feb 15th, 2009 03:09 AM

My Valentines day was bittersweet. I got to see the person I'd give the world to right before I go to my duty station in Kansas but I also told her we can't be together because it'd be too hard on her when I'm in a combat zone. I wouldn't want her to have to deal with that :\

pac-man Feb 15th, 2009 03:25 AM

You should probably have waited until you get to your unit and found out what exactly you'll be doing. Not to mention that with the specter of death looming, now might be a good time to seal the deal.

But hey, there's plenty of poon that loves a man in uniform, no need to be tied down. Hooah.

HickMan Feb 15th, 2009 09:23 AM

Trim's always a plus about being a soldier :picklehat

Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2009 12:25 PM

My god, Martin Short is hysterical in Arrested Development.


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