All business. Let's take care of it.

I knew a HJ joke was somewhere in those last ten post.

I've got a phone interview tomorrow :(

I am not comfortable over the phone at all. AND I'm getting over a cold so I'll sound extra undesirable to their company :eek

At least you're not overconfident.

I'll give you tips, I've worked over the phone for six years now.I'M A REALLY GOOD LISTENER.

Try tugging on you dick while talking to the interviewer.

Try sucking on the phone AND tugging on your dick while talking to the interviewer.

try to sound really hot even though in real life you're fat

Just imagine your phone is naked.

UPDATE: MY PHONE INTERVIEWER WAS A LADY ;) ;)

Well..... WHAT DID THE BITCH ASK

Did you ask what she was wearing?

Did you ask what she was wearing?

Once again I forget to go to the end of the thread before replying. FUCK THIS.

That's ok, I'll draw attention away by replying to something from six years ago

lol @ milhousw

No :( But I can tell you what I was wearing. BOXER SHORTS AND A WHITE UNDERSHIRT :class

I was in the same situation when I was applying for the census job. :posh

:sexy

Back in the 80's there was a very mean white pride gang in "The Valley" called FTW. It meant FUCK THE WORLD. They were posers though.

hay tadoo

I used to think I hated salad, but then I made a salad out of vegetables that didn't suck fucking dick, i.e. tomatoes and onions and banana peppers and green peppers drizzled with vinegar and salt, and no fucking lettuce because all lettuce is limp, rubbery, horrible bullshit that tastes like dandelion leaves, even fresh lettuce, so don't give me that "oh you just aren't eating good lettuce" fuckspeak because you're WRONG

Why didn't anyone think of this before? Once again I've proved that everyone in the world is a fucking idiot except for me.

Tomatoes, onions, and peppers?! WHAT A CRAZY COMBINATION. THE WORLD JUST ISN'T READY.

I AM INTERESTED IN MORE SIMILAR EXAMPLES OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT BEFORE

GW,

Try using spinach instead. It tastes a lot better than lettuce and it lets you do popeye stuff.