Since you posted that in two threads, you should just go the distance and post it in all threads :eek

i didn't mean to post it in the other thread ;(

also you're a moderator now milhouse you shouldn't encourage such misbehavior!!!!!!!

check it

remember when that black dude posted a picture of his dick

link plz

this was like....uh....maybe 5 or 6 years ago i don't really feel like going through this thread just to find a dude's dick

ya blew it

So my ex started emailing me again. And she's married, but she's in a sexless marriage. Do I just bang her to make her feel better? Is that her point of telling me she's in a sexless marriage and feels like cheating?

why the fuck do you tools not have your dumb bitch exes blocked; you pretend that you're casual about the possibility of crawling back to them for sex while you ask for advice about it on the internet


learn from khaljorn, he only kept his ex unblocked just long enough to send her a gigantic, rambling email specifying exactly why the dumb bitch was a dumb bitch

In completely unrelated news, I've now discovered that literally every Mormon parent I personally know or know of is the scum of the earth

Just shoot yourself

This girl I totes wanted to bone so hard in high school sent me all sorts of messages recently. We had a falling out after an explosion of drama and people really started hating me. I decided nothing was worth that shit anymore (THE CORRECT DECISION, DURR), but now she's the one chatting me up. :lollingallthewaytothebank

one time my ex "HIT ME UP" on "AOL INSTATN MESSANGER" saying she got a new phone and didn't have my number anymore i was like "ok i'll call you and you can get it then" and she was all "i have a different number now" and i was like "ok" and signed off

OWNEd

HEY GRISLEYGUS ARE YOU FAMILIAR WIZTH THE FILM-WORKS OF NOBUO NAKAGAWA (dude what did "jigoku" ) AND are they worth purusuinug???

yes

Kwaidan is fucking amazing, other than that I haven't watched any of his shit

There's a copy of that here somewhere. I guess I'll start with that. I've always been curious about it but my girlfriend said it's "not that good," but knowing her she was just in a bad mood when she saw it. OH WELL I'LL MAKE HER WATCH IT AGAIN.

fux i still need to see kuroneko

This is the best message board on the internet because there is absolutely no discussion, not even a mention, of Occupy Wall Street.

Not even sarcasm here. h8 current events.

why you start that discussion? I was hoping to avoid it. >:

SHIT

occupy your fucking mother,mother fucker

also is there anything you can bake that doesn't make the house smell delicious ???

i apologize for that outburst, i am sure your mother is a wonderful woman and i had no right to suggest she be occupied.

i baked you this zucchini bread to make up for it.

I hate zucchini

You are the worst friend of all time

nooooOOOOoooo even zucchini bread? it's basically SUGAR, SUGAR, CINNAMON, FLOUR, SUGAR, BROWN SUGAR IF YOU'RE FIESTY, AN EGG, ... and zucchini.

i accept my position as the worst friend of all time.

I AM FEELING FIESTY. YOU ARE FORGIVEN.