Way to bump this thread
With a retarded Haiku...
Where is slavemason? :(

Seriously though
He hasn't been here that much
Haiku wars are done. :(

Slavemason was good
He had the mad haiku skillz
I want a rematch

I am really new
Why am I writing here?
Johnny come latelys

People smell funny
My Grandmom smells funny too
My Grandmom is old

My shoes are from Spain
My Jacket is from Texas
I am so worldly

If I were southern
I, ofcourse, would say yee-haw
I am not southern

Some people are tall
others are not tall at all
I am average

The silent workhorse
With chores of such drudgery
The sewage system

The wind rushes by
The ground is in a tumult
How I love backflips

Your Haikus are bad
They are just random and dumb
Make conversations

i like my haikus
You clearly do not get them
I am artistic

The brown and old horse
the secret alcove with toe
Damn I'm artistic

:)

It isn't that hard,
to make artistic haikus
but boy, do they suck

Hey Milhouse backwards
you and I should converse here
we can wait for Slave

All right, that sounds good
But I don't think he'll come back
May 4th, his last post :(

His last post, May 4th?
That first line is a cop out
It's just yours reverse

He's been gone for long
and he better come back soon
It's just not the same

So Milhouse backwards
What now should we talk about
in this Haiku form?

Long time, no haiku
Glad you all kept this going
I'll see you later :)

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Take a bump of coke
Pull on the rail and then yell
I don't do those drugs

Johnny Hall, Fireman
Patriot or dumb fucker
All of the above

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Topic is ruined
Even without Cap'n Crunch
Schimid wonders, "Why?"

It's simple, Schimid
Fags started posting Haikus
There is no more hope

I'm all Haikued out
This might be my last one here
Until the fags leave

Just what we needed
Deputy Haiku Nazi
I know better now :/

Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig,
Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail,
Zeig Hail, Hail Hitler

:)

Fags started posting
March tenth, two thousand and three
Now I post again :lol

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I don't care bout you
stop posting you dumb asshole
you have shit for brains

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You suck at spelling.
Stop posting such stupid shit.
Schimid is a fag.

Let me intervene
STOP FAGGING NOW, ALL OF YOU
Now just go away >:

Sam teh Gay Furry
And slavemason, please come back
You make good Haikus :(

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