D:

My wife just sent me a txt message

"Will you massage my boobs when you get home. They hurt."

:lol

:lol

she must have magical boobs.

As in they do tricks?

as in the average woman with sore boobs would not want anyone rubbing them. It's like jabbing a bruise.

Either way I dont care. Its not every day you receive a formal invitation to play with boobs.

:posh

:boob:boob

:boob:posh:boob

:boob:yum:boob

:lol

I went miniature golfing and one of the obstacles is a pony all on it's hind legs with it's package out.




someone broke the cock off it

The Catholic church. :tear

Someone was like "how dare this horse have a cock where my children conduct miniature business" *SNAP*

"How dare that pony penis be bigger than mine, the girl I took here commented on how small and cute the pony cock is >: "

I ate too much and now I feel all gross :(

I got the new Dinosaur Jr. album with bonus cd last night. I'm afraid to listen to it because I don't want to hate it.

Hey Sam, I have another Ween for you.

ween - all request live

Fine fag, eat shit and die then.

The Frankie Valley Story, Day 3:
i fucking hate the french hip-hop version of "oh what a night" much more than i hate the original version

How dare you hat the french "anything"

Late December back in 63? I love that song. can anyone really ruin it?

yes they can

HOW TERRIBLE OF THEM