CRISPS, sam

edit:

Ahl buy theur um crisps if theur suk on uz cock.

I was thinking about saying that I really wanted a baked potato with barbecue sauce on it, for some reason, but then I thought this would be a really bad time to say it.

I'm going to a local concert tonight with my parents for their anniversary. They say that it's entertaining people-watching; I guess free public shows attract a lot of amusing types. We'll see. I'll bring a camera.

Is Shrubfest hot? I think there were a couple HAWT BITCHEZ here but I can't remember who they were :(

Extremely hawt, but a total cuntbag.

Love you too!


And you, Sam.

YEAH, YOU BETTER. >:

OR ELSE.

P.S. I STILL HAVE THOSE CHIPS ;)

That was a shitty concert. But people-watching was fun.

The guitarist was a dead ringer for Randall Flagg and the keyboard guy looked exactly like the rival pornstar at the end of Orgazmo, the one that farts into his hand and flings it. I mean, clothes and all, so that was pretty weird.

My dad was baiting yuppies to step in dogshit. There was this enormous pile of dogshit in front of our lawn seats, so my dad arranged the chairs so that it looked like a clear path. All evening, people were channeled to the dogshit like lambs to the slaughter. My dad laughed till he cried.

I mean, he warned some people, but like the guy with the fanny pack and the ray-bans pulling the wagonload of picnic shit he didn't.

Hahahaha, your dad is cool.

Sometimes he is.

I got banned from the stickam chat and I didn't break any rules. :\

what the hel;l is the stickam chat

wait n/m

stickam operates like a mormon cult, you were probably banned for not having tits

I have a sudden urge to buy a bunch of polos now.

I won't watch until thestream works again.

it's pretty obvious that one image is supposed to be a parody/homage to the other :/

Yeah, totallylookslike has been having a massive problem with that lately.

they suuuure have.

like, it's obnoxious.

I GOT A NEW PHONE ITS RAD

EXPECT MY NEXT POST TO BE FROM SAID PHONE :hat

BILLY MAYS IS DEAD

WOW, that's no good.